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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

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Haters: Why would F/O ever like you?

Me: Because I'm Special

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he needs enrichment

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Late happy birthday to our dear Wriothesley with a nice smooch with the Iudex🩵

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imagine your f/o who's pining for you inventing reasons to touch you. one day it's, oh, let me pick this piece of lint off your sleeve for you. the next it's wait, there's an eyelash on your face. hey, there's a piece of fuzz in your hair. wow your hands are cold, let me warm them up for a second. whatever excuse they can find, you better believe they're taking it

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thinking about the character like

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"oh i have too many crushes / f/os i need to stop-" would you love only a few flowers in a meadow. selfship with the entire cast who gaf nobody can stop you self indulgence is the name of the game. do not be a coward.

proship + adjacent dni

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imagine your f/o (who wakes up early), pestering you to wake up. enticing you with kisses, practically begging you at points.

"c'mon sweetheart, time to wake up."

"nooo, im not getting up before eleven,,,"

are they content to let you sleep? do they continue to pester you? do they concede and go back to sleep along side you? or do you eventually give in to the torture and wake up?

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reblog if youre trans4trans with your F/Os <3

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pro tip for discreetly keeping your f/os close while you go about your day: body sprays!!!

i've seen a couple of different etsy stores that sell body sprays based on fictional characters, but if you have f/os from less popular media it's also fun to imagine what they would smell like and get a body spray or perfume that matches ^^ or even make your own!!

as long as they're labeled as being body-safe, you can use it on your clothing and skin, as well as bedding and plushies!! ("room sprays" are also an option, but those generally aren't body-safe and may have skin irritants)

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Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

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sleepy and sore and it is so very sad that i can't just lay in my nest all day and be pampered by my f/os........ weh. i even have to go to work later smh >:|

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intro !!!

hi !! my name is helix and this is my self-shipping sideblog :3 my main blog is @selenotropic !!

i am an adult so this blog will not be completely sfw - anything raunchy will be tagged accordingly though, as well as under the catch-all "#helix's sin corner" tag for my personal posts

my current hyperfixations are: genshin impact, honkai star rail

other special interests of mine include: bg3, danganronpa, world of warcraft, pokemon

f/o list: view here on google docs!

dni: proship/comship + supporters, general dni criteria

i am VERY gay and masculine-leaning genderqueer, and as such all of my self inserts use he/it+ pronouns like i do, and i have mostly only mlm/mlnb ships!! i also have a lot of polyships and messy au-timeline situations, and i'm aro/allo hence the not-purely-sfw stamp for this blog.

please don't take it personally if i block you, i block pretty liberally for my own comfort and safety and encourage others to do the same ^^

some other miscellaneous disclosures: i'm autistic with a bunch of comorbid mental disorders + a litany of physical disabilities, and i've only recently been able to begin being a normal adult person thanks to medication so i apologize for my wonky socialization skills, i'm trying my best HDHGDSK