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Lily: While I’m gone Marls, you’re in charge

Marlene: Yes!!!

Lily whispering: Mary you’re secretly in charge

Mary: Obviously

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I am a SLUT no no a WHORE for a good texting fic 😈😈😈😈

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Mary texting Lily: Lils! Help I’m being kidnapped

Lily: Where are you?

Mary: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help

Lily: I’ll call Marlene

Marlene answering their phone: Y’ello?

Lily: Where’s Mary? She texted me that she was being kidnapped

Marlene: Mary? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Marlene:

Marlene: I’ll call you back *hangs up*

Marlene: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Mary: WHO ARE YOU?!

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I owe my life to whoever decided that marlene mckinnon and dorcas meadowes should kiss

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Mary: I actually have a black belt

Lily: In what? karate?

Mary: No from Gucci

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mmm high femme marylily. mmm high femme marylily who always have the other’s lipstick mark somewhere on their body and sew each other pretty sentimental dresses and share lipgloss by kissing on the mouth and take hours getting ready mostly because they can’t keep their hands off of one another and murder people who question their love for each other with glitter and adoration on their weapons mhm mhm

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Mary: What do you think Marlene will do for a distraction?

Lily: she’ll probably, like make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do

*Building explodes and several alarms go off*

Lily: ... or she could do that

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Pandora * pointing* : May I sit there?

Lily: That's my lap

Pandora: That doesn't answer my question

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Lily: It’s dark in here

Pandora: Don’t worry love I got this

Pandora : *Stomps her feet*

Pandora: *Skechers light up*

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and then she forgets it all

alice who remembers every tiny detail about narcissa and narcissa who is always so surprised because no one ever pays that much attention to her

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This but with all the marauders women 🧎‍♀️

I have a Lily Evans kink. I think it's hot when Lily

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Mary: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Marlene: You stab me. And then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house

Lily: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million

Marlene: Good thinking

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"feels like we had matching wounds but mine's still black and bruised and yours is perfectly fine" but it's mary to pandora after lily got married and pandora moved on with xenophilius

"feels like we had matching wounds but mine's still black and bruised and yours is perfectly fine" but it's pandora to mary after lily died and mary erased her memories

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Mary *yawning* i don’t think that was a normal sleepover

Lily: you think?

Pandora *smiling*: we kissed

Pandora: all three of us

Pandora: multiple times

mary: bold of us

Lily: do we regret it?

Pandora: *reaching for their hands*

not even a little

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I'd like to imagine that when Lily realised her feelings for Pandora, she became James Potter level obnoxious. I mean, swooning in the hallways, flirting every chance she gets, twirling her hair, shouting from the rooftops levels of obnoxious.

It was a highly entertaining 7th year for the lot of them and Pandora enjoyed every bit of the attention.

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Lily has never lost an argument in her life

Except…

That one time Mary just said: okay pretty girl

And she immediately forgot what they were arguing about

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Yes this!!!

she is a pandora variant.