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Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof
you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?
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Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom
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lil sketch of Amelia and her coworkers
boobi out version on patreon, will release in the future
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[Pointing and laughing] Haha!! Look, everyone!! They thought they could earn the right to happiness by shrinking themselves and their needs into nothingness, only for them to be taken for granted and for their needs to grow increasingly painful until they blow up at someone who expected it least!!!
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I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.
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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet
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Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.
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wynaut girl who will let absolutely nothing stop her on her quest to deliver the mail
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This is exactly the amount of snow I wanted her to experience
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