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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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REI Cosmopolitan Korea (June 2025)

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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ITZY 'IMAGINARY FRIEND' (2024)

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It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

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beauties of life 🍒🍓🌿

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$20 used to mean something

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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan