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reblog if you want to be sent the most perverted and morally wrong messages

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FUCK!!!! I just want a pretty girl to fuck and use me in the bathroom of a Barnes and Noble, only for us to come out of it and her act all cute and innocent when I buy her all the books she wants

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I want someone to play with me via my Bluetooth toy 😋🥵😈

Satisfyer app, profile name: becausebatman00

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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Hey back *with the intention of then pushing you against a wall, shoving a few fingers in and then fingering you then and there, while kissing your neck to only prolong and continue any pleasure*

Hey *with the intention of grabbing your hand and sliding it underneath my skirt so you can feel how wet I am*

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I love listening to Quinn with a thick dildo filling my pussy and a vibrator on my clit after a long day

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Mood😝

Hear her out, take her out, eat her out.

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Yall, I think I just made myself squirt for the first time....... and holy fuck

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This is the most sensual, Sapphic, and overall beautiful description and instructions of eating someone out 🥰😍🥰

eating a girl out for the first time? as someone with a couple of decades' experience (i started young, ok?), can i offer some advice?

take your time. your aim isn't to make her come as fast as possible, it's to make sure she enjoys every moment. slow down, revel in the process of finding out what she likes.

tell her how beautiful she is, how tempting her cunt looks, how intoxicating it smells, how sweet she tastes. she might be feeling vulnerable, especially if she's inexperienced too - it's your job to make her feel safe and adored.

enjoy the journey - i know you just want to feel your tongue on her clit NOW, but exploring her thighs, working your way slowly to her folds, trailing all the way up her cunt, drinking her juices, letting her feel your breath before she feels your touch...it'll be worth it. for both of you.

learn to read her body with all of your senses. she might be vocal but she might prefer to bite her lip or enjoy being gagged. you don't need to hear her words to know what to do. you'll feel her muscles twitch and relax - learn what it means when she lifts her hips, squirms or sinks into you. she might taste and smell differently when she is close to coming for you. pay close attention to her clit - if you're lucky and you've done a particularly good job, you might see it twitch as she recovers from the perfect orgasm. enjoy it.

you can be vocal though. moan into her. use every sensation you can. light flicks to determined, long, slow licks. blow gently on her wetness. how does she react to your lip piercing? your teeth?

build and add to the experience until she's completely overwhelmed. play with her nipples. run your nails over her skin. lift her legs and spank her.

chances are, she'll get to the point where she really needs you to fuck her. slip your tongue all the way down and inside her. if you can't breathe, you're doing it right. that means you probably won't be able to keep it up for hours, so save this move for when she's right on the edge and you're ready to let her tip over.

if you're especially lucky and she's a squirter, you will get absolutely soaked. enjoy it. show her you're enjoying it. moan into her cunt; she'll come even harder.

if she needs to be fucked harder, slip your fingers inside her cunt and curl them up towards your tongue as it circles her clit. all of her most sensitive nerves will be between your tongue and your fingers. you'll be able to feel every tiny twitch inside her; it's the most beautiful place in the world to be.

when she can truly take no more, stay close to her as you drift away from her cunt. kiss your way up her tummy and her chest, let her taste herself on your lips as you hold her and let her ride out the aftershocks. trail your fingertips over her back. whisper in her ear. tell her everything you loved about eating her out.

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Anyone in Colorado want to take me as I go on my little hike?.... by myself... all alone in Garden of the Gods... no one around to hear or help

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Have a vehicle, will travel

How do I inform the other gay women on the internet that I'm horny, available, and desperate to eat some pussy

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Down, whore, down *cue spray bottle* 😅

Sometimes my pussy is wet for no damn reason! Is she trying to tell me something? What do you see girl? What is it?

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Always need some titties

reblog and I’ll send titties in your dms. I’m tryna turn some people on x

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Reposting to read later

A king's daughter is sent to be wed to a lunar prince. An alliance between two realms.

A storm riddles their goal. A mad god rouses his Chosen One.

A demon goddess awakens the daughter to her heritage. She forges her own path.

One in where the princess murders the hero.

A romance of blood and steel. The lost daughter of a Raja with the blood of a demon goddess. A timawa bound by oath and love. A hero chosen by a mad god. PRINCESS. KNIGHT. HERO. The cycle turns evermore. What conviction will they find now?

PRINCESS MURDERS THE HERO is an ongoing martial romance (both in the love sense and the adventure story sense) fantasy webnovel set in The Sword Isles, an epic fantasy setting founded upon Southeast Asian stories and myth. Read it for free here!

The main characters are...

👑 BAKONG THE PRINCESS, a sheltered girl awakening to the truths of the world

🛡️ MASUNA THE KNIGHT, swordgendered peerless swordmaster bound by duty and love

⚔️ SAMPONG BAHA THE JUGGERNAUT, butch lesbian heir to a royal house, slayer of pale kings

🪷 BANGAHOM THE SORCERER, trans wielder of dark blade magicks and claimant to Put'wan's Throne

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An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

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PLEASE

wouldn’t it be cool if you came over, we baked cookies, and then i bent you over my couch and i fucked you with my strap until your legs gave out? no? okay, whatever.

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So fucking horny

Reblog if you want obscenely sexual and kinky messages in your askbox for shits and giggles.

Please, I’m so lonely and horny..