Note
Hi i just took your like enstars match quiz and i got keito and i would just like to say: fuck you
I'm sorry ;^(((
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
1M notes
·
View notes
Text
BTR x Ensemble Stars
"Carorusu-kun! Carorusu-kun!" Subaru shouted "Wait a minute!" The redhead was chasing after his friend because he wanted to tell him something important. "Carorusu-kun, Kendaru-kun talked to me! He said he wanted Big Time Rush and Trickstar to collaborate. He also told me that I should tell you to come to the sound proof practice room." Subaur was getting desperate, but luckily Carorusu-kun heard him this time. "But I thought we would do a live together with UNDEAD? BTR consists of bad boys so it would be more fitting than Trickstar" Carorusu-kun wondered. After this, he headed to the soundproof practice room with Subaur, where the rest of BTR and Trickstar already waited for them. "You're late Carorusu-kun." Logan-kun said annoyed. "It doesn't matter we should start thinking about how to do this fucking live." Kendaru-kun was really angry, as always. "I think you should calm down Kendaru-kun" Hokuto told him with a calming voice and gave him a peck on the lips. "I don't know what I would do without you Hokuto-chan" Kendaru-kun said. "Oh, young love." a peeping Rei Sakuma exclaimed. "WHE RE ARE YOU COME FROM GRANDPA-KUN-CHAN. I DON'T DID EXPECT YOU." a startled Jamesu-kun cried. He ran to Rei to hug him and Rei gave him a long kiss, I swear it lasted at least half an hour. "Could we please start being productive guys." Mao shouted angrily "If I don't get no money how should I get them bitches?". Makoto was shocked at what happened in this room. When did all of this become so intense, and most importantly where did Big Time Rush come from? They weren't students of Yumenosaki Academy yesterday! At least he thought they weren't. Subaur realized that his dog Daikichi-kun needed a walk but he confused Kendaru-kun with Daikichi because of his eyebrows and accidentally took a walk with him and surprisingly Kendaru-kun liked it. Soon after the events of this day Yumenosaki Private Academy exploded because BTR x Trickstar was just too hot. Almost everyone died except for Izumi,Tori and Nazuna. Mika also didn't die because of the explosion but he committed suicide because he thought Nazuna died. BTR X Trickstar made a song together in hell. THE END.
#enstars#ensemble stars#trickstar#subaru akehoshi#mao isara#rei sakuma#makoto yuuki#hokuto hidaka#kendall knight#james diamond#carlos carlos#logan idk anymore it's been to long#nazuna nito#mika kagehira#nazumika#izumi sena#tori himemiya
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
How gay the Enstars boys are third year edition
Madara: very gay
Nazuna: also very gay
Izumi: veeeeeeery gay for Makoto
Kanata: He is very gay for fish and Kaoru
Rei: gay vampire
Shu: straighter than his hair
Chiaki: a smol gay hero
Eichi: a bit gay for Keito I think??
Leo: really gay
Wataru: a flying rainbow of gayness
Tsumugi: a bit gay
Kaoru: the ultimate overlord of the gayness of 5 whole galaxies
Kuro: not very gay
Keito: a little gay for Eichi,but not much ;/
8 notes
·
View notes
Photo

Looks like the corgi compass is working, snout’s pointing north!
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Some people became villains to gain power. Some became villains out of hatred for humanity. You became one because your underlings keep interpreting everything you say as some ominous evil euphemism.
4K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Coming soon!
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
How gay the Enstars boys are second year edition
Mika: smol,pure and gay Koga: gay but would never admit it Ritsu: gay for Mao Natsume: not very gay Arashi: fairy gaymother Makoto: just a bit gay Adonisu-dono: nope not gay Mao: just a tiny bit for Ritsu Subaru: aw a lot of gayness for one person!! Hokuto: really gay for Subaru and Mao Yuzuru: look at him and his Pool Opening Card just look at it Souma: what is gayness
8 notes
·
View notes