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I don’t know how long I’ve been in the house now but I do know that I have not worn a bra in at least 2 weeks

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I like to think of the Jonas Brothers as a cult whose slogan is ‘join us brothers.’

#jonasbrothers #cults #slogan

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Way too important not to

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

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And once again I am confused my Men™

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Abso-fucking-lutely

Reblog if your blog is ace/aro friendly...

So that I can follow you. 

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My friend and I do this so much and it still makes me happy every time I hear it!

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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Would genuinely listen to this

fake crime podcast. it’s a podcast with ideas for crimes no one has tried yet

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This makes me very happy!!

October 2019 Illustrations  ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

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I think mini roll wrappers are severely underrated

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This is perfect on so many levels

Ok this was adorable, how can people hate her :3

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Jesus fucking christ on a bloody cruise ship, my english teacher just had the fucking audacity to eat an entire apple in front of me. A whole apple. As in, he ate the fucking core of the damn apple, stalk included. I cannot verbally express how disgusted I am. Please save me.

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Oh my precious baby

Tony’s development over the years.

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This is a solid mood

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This is so damn beautiful

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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Got pissed off by an idiot who kept on making the same point in an argument whilst completely ignoring any valid argument from my side, so made this because I’m unbelievably petty. :)

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Please forgive the shitty ‘editing’, I’m lazy and useless

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I will gladly do so 

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.