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How often du Millie and Loona get sent on missions into different hell rings, and do they turn out to go very wrong in embarrassing ways?

"We don't usually have missions down here. All of our missions usually take place in the human world."

"The only time something goes wrong is when one of these fatasses trips and crush the target. It still gets the job done, so who cares how it happens."

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Pride Show lute

"Fuckin...I don't know. Boobs? You wanna see my boobs?" She asked, putting both of her hands under her flabby breasts and jiggled them a bit.

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Thoughts on belching for Millie?

"Ah think it's kinda cute! Especially when Moxxie does it nonstop after chugging an entire 2 liter!"

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Pride Show for Millie

Millie looked herself over, wondering what part of her to show off. With a smile, she lifted up her right arm to show how fat it was, jiggling the fat of her upper arm as it hung, still resting against her upper torso, flexing it to make her arm look bigger, gave it a few pats. She smiled proudly at it before pressing it against her belly, letting her sausage fingers drum against it.

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"Ahem."

"You lost the game."

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For Vaggie, thoughts on all-you-can-eat buffets?

"They're decent, but the food's usually not that great. Which, I don't expect anything less from places that cook several different foods at once."

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Please specify muse for multimuse blogs.

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Questioning Sentences, Vol. 39

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"How long have you been here?"

"Which side of the bed would you prefer?"

"Can I ask you a personal question? How can you afford to shop here?"

"Do you ever think about your legacy?"

"You ever feel the prickly things on the back of your neck?"

"This is weird, even for you. What are you doing?"

"Are we safe here?"

"What am I to you?"

"Do you think I don't understand what it is to be different?"

"You know, it is a little bit strange that we hardly know each other, right?"

"Who hit you?"

"You know, you should really work on your party face."

"I need to borrow a car tonight. Can I take yours?"

"Are you telling me you don't love me anymore?"

"Perhaps you'd like to know my name?"

"How can you help me if you don't believe me?"

"Do you ever think what it would be like to be like other people? Normal people?"

"Is this your way of apologising?"

"Speaking plainly, what's in it for me?"

"You have an interesting accent. Where are you from exactly?"

"Have you been told anything I haven't?"

"Do your ambitions not exceed this?"

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I'm thinking of getting a gun for protection. Is there one you would recommend?"

"Do you like birds?"

"Do you reckon I'll get one of those medals for bravery?"

"You can't stay away from me, can you?"

"Do you have to enjoy this quite so much?"

"How can I help you if you won't let me?"

"Am I having some kind of psychotic breakdown?"

"You've been hiding from me, haven't you?"

"Why is it that I surround myself with a bunch of incompetent fools?"

"Has my utility not been amply demonstrated?"

"Were you just flirting with that woman?"

"Is this it? Is this therapy?"

"Do you really believe you see demons and devils?"

"You didn't really think you were never going to see me again, did you?"

"Do you think what happened to you is a miracle?"

"When did you get so bitter?"

"Why are you talking in the past tense?"

"Aren't you supposed to be talking to me about the virtues of mercy?"

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"Hmm...what should I get for my jumbo gulp cup? Strawberry...cherry cocaine...Bepis...Spurt...Doctor Bob..."

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Angel, what is your daily food intake like? What do you susally eat throughout the day?

"Jesus, you want me to try and remember all of that? Okay...Well, I start with two stacks of pancakes and a cup of coffee for breakfast. Eat every donut in one of the boxes at work when I get there. After work, I go for lunch, and I get me a chicken sandwich or two, depending on how work goes. Dinner, I get some steaks at a real nice restaurant in town, and for dessert, I get some ice cream. Then, to top it all off for a late night snack, I munch down on some popcorn with Fat Nuggets."

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Tubby Tuesday

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Ask questions about the muse’s diet, weight, and regimen (or lackthereof!)

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Soooo, Charlie, how's it feel being the current fattest gal here?

Since...y'know, Bee's weight is just sort of "whatever the hell" right now-

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Send “Pride Show” for my muse to show off/brag about part of their body.

Feel free to specify what part and why.

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"Some of y'all need to just relax and some fuckin' donuts."

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Loona, has Stolas picked up on your eating habits and bulked up?

"Not really. He just eats the same amount as dad does. I don't see either of them bulking up anytime soon."