hellvannah

[hellvannah]

Reblog if your Muse has a kill count of 5+

[hellvannah]

hi my loves! i’ve decided to come back, still under a semi-hiatus, but back still! hmu if you want to plot of if you’d like a starter!

[hellvannah]

heiressofdorne

change pronouns & phrases to suit your needs ♥

“If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around.”

“She’s the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.” 

“Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.”

“It’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you.”

“It’s my favorite time of day, driving you.”

“Without hope or agenda - Just because it’s Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you.”

“Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?”

“Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for, and our special relationship is still very special.“

“And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger.”

“He says no one’s gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.”

“I  could just have him murdered.”

“Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!” 

“Shit, I can’t believe I’ve just said that. And now I’ve gone and said “shit” - twice. I’m so sorry.”

“But… you never talk to me. […] You don’t like me.”

“Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace, and come Christmas gave it to somebody else…“

“Yes, but you’ve also made a fool out of me, and you’ve made the life I lead foolish, too!”

“Let’s do it. Let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love.”

“Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?“

“Basically, you’re fucked, aren’t you?”

“There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?”

“Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?”

“Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!”

“You turned out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.” 

“No, no, we’ll want to have sex in every room. Including yours.” 

“All I want for Christmas is you.“

“I don’t want something I need. I want something I want.” 

“No-one’s ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.” 

“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.“

♚ Love Actually Starter Sentences ♚

[hellvannah]

Reminder. You’re special. You’re unique. tumblr isn’t fair. If you’re an OC, keep pushing even you feel you’re not recognized. Keep pushing even if you’re canon and feel inadequate bc of others playing your muse. Remember that you’re worthy. Remember that your writing success is not measured by your follower count, by fame, by recognition. Remember that its value is directly proportional to how happy you get writing your muse. Now keep scrolling.

[hellvannah]

Ask the Mun about role playing

🗓years role playing

💘your first muse

💻platforms you use/ have used

✍long posts or short posts

⭐️favorite blogs

🎭favorite reaction image or . Gif

⚜how many blogs you run

⚰favorite type of plot

💠weirdest M!A

💞 write any fanfiction

⚡️memorable moment

✏️do you draw your muse

🌐languages you role play in

⁉️any OCs

💡first person you role played with

👾 how did you get into roleplaying

[hellvannah]

My muse's phone has been off for three days. What sort of text messages or voice messages does your muse leave for them?

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killforfries:

hey you, yes you, we should rp.

this is a message to all of my mutuals,  especially the ones that i have not yet interacted with  !!  we should  get  together  and  do  a  thing. i can look through your wishlist, or you can look at mine. or  we  can  pants  it.  even  just a small thing. or even  a  verse.  i  am  open  to  many things.  but really,  let’s  just  do a thing.  okay ?  like this, or message me, or IM me– i like the IM thingy. c:

[hellvannah]

lannasroleplaymemes

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

Suggestive Sentence Starters

[hellvannah]

[hellvannah]

Send me CAN I KEEP YOU and watch my muse's reaction.

[hellvannah]

I hope the person I reblogged this from never deletes their blog.

[hellvannah]

To ALL those roleplayers out there who do not feel like quality.

[hellvannah]

a lesson for today: STILL not every female character hunts the d, you can have platonic ships with them — & even if it does get romantic, does not mean that female character is any less original. so:

stop ignoring female characters!

stop ignoring fEMALE CHARACTERS!

STOP IGNORING FEMALE CHARACTERS!!!

[hellvannah]

! starter call !

either like for a starter or look through my open ones.

[hellvannah]

&&. would you please kindly reblog this if you don’t mind being sent questions for you/your muse ? and if you want to specify in the tags what kind of questions are your favorites ( to be answered by the writer or by the muse, for example ), that’d also be lovely ?

[hellvannah]

rpmememaker

bonus if you add a type of ship you’d like them to be or a thread idea for our muses.

Send a ❦ if you'd consider shipping our muses.

[hellvannah]

                                   ❝ SO BUM ME A CIGARETTE,                                                 BUY MY A BEER;                                    TILL I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.                                       WITH ALL OF MY FAMILY.                                              HOOKERS IN HEELS,                       AND THE MEN WHO WATCH THEM LIKE                                                     HUNGRY BLACK EELS. ❞

                                                 nonselective. soa verse.

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