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Does anyone know how to get a gym buddy?

Asking for a friend. I'm definitely super popular and don't need help with this AT ALL.

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I'm surprised you know what that means. Did you have to get your "Idiots First Thesaurus" out?

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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@recoiloperated you aren't. You can't even grow a beard

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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And like that, I claim victory

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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And? Unlike you, I rock and stone you pointy eared leaf lover

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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I don't need to make up for the fact I'm actually 4'5"

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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Oh yeah? Well at least I don't secretly wear stilts.

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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You're off brand hydrox

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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Not doubting what good things they do over yonder, but I did just compare you to off-brand Oreos

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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You box of Newman-O's

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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Wait, you know what a thesaurus is? I'm impressed, I thought you dropped out in kindergarten.

Also what does height have to do with this?

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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Yeah. My "mom"

Things that are on my dash tonight:

Two mutuals having a fight about chocolate hummus, whether it is hummus, whether it is chocolate, whether you must be high in order to consider eating it

The same two mutuals having a very baffling discussion about the nature of men and women and the world

X-Files post which includes the information that it's illegal to modify the weather in the US without government permission (learn one new thing every day; this one is my thing)

Blog I follow having friendly insult competition with blog I have never heard of in my life

Ah, I love Tumblr.

@scleroticstatue @thegreenleavesofspring I am looking askance at the two of you. And also at @recoiloperated but you have only put one baffling post on my dash tonight as opposed to the eight or so iterations of the Chocolate Hummus Debate TM so I am looking more askance at them.

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What makes you think I have parents? We both know I just emerged from the ground like Lurtz

Things that are on my dash tonight:

Two mutuals having a fight about chocolate hummus, whether it is hummus, whether it is chocolate, whether you must be high in order to consider eating it

The same two mutuals having a very baffling discussion about the nature of men and women and the world

X-Files post which includes the information that it's illegal to modify the weather in the US without government permission (learn one new thing every day; this one is my thing)

Blog I follow having friendly insult competition with blog I have never heard of in my life

Ah, I love Tumblr.

@scleroticstatue @thegreenleavesofspring I am looking askance at the two of you. And also at @recoiloperated but you have only put one baffling post on my dash tonight as opposed to the eight or so iterations of the Chocolate Hummus Debate TM so I am looking more askance at them.

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Oh so the beanstalk wants more?

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.

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What makes you think I have walls?

Things that are on my dash tonight:

Two mutuals having a fight about chocolate hummus, whether it is hummus, whether it is chocolate, whether you must be high in order to consider eating it

The same two mutuals having a very baffling discussion about the nature of men and women and the world

X-Files post which includes the information that it's illegal to modify the weather in the US without government permission (learn one new thing every day; this one is my thing)

Blog I follow having friendly insult competition with blog I have never heard of in my life

Ah, I love Tumblr.

@scleroticstatue @thegreenleavesofspring I am looking askance at the two of you. And also at @recoiloperated but you have only put one baffling post on my dash tonight as opposed to the eight or so iterations of the Chocolate Hummus Debate TM so I am looking more askance at them.

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I think that concludes this joust. People of Tumblr, decide the winner

Everyone bully @recoiloperated . He's mean to me.