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>pov ur me

>wake up at 1am

>crying (nobody knows why)

>it’s uncontrollable

>finally calm down

>go to get cereal bc hungry and sad

>eat a few bites (in the DARK)

>huh that’s weird what’s crawling on my bowl

>ANT

>kill it

>shine flashlight to make sure no more

>CEREAL IS FULL OF ANTS

>THERE ARE BUGS IN MY SKINNNNNNNNN

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nobody:

me after getting sick from pizza every time i have it: WHATS UP my little digestive system wormies, today i got another BANGER for you called TWO SLICES OF PIZZA WITH NO WATER🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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pov i’m customer.

im on my phone. i’m not paying attention. i barely even know what im ordering.

“ok that’ll be order 55 when it’s out here’s your r-“

i run off as if the place is infected

i come back and say i didn’t get a receipt and want a refund

i look into the kitchen to find the cashier shoving the receipt alllllll the way up her ass bc wtf

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it’s just a baby!!!!!!!

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insane development. after 18 years, i can now braid my hair in 2 (two) different ways. i am unstoppable.

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ermmmmmm…guysssssss…u might wanna take a lot at this…it’s not a chat space, is it 😿

GUYS IM SO POPULAR I CANT BELIEVE IT MARIAM WANTS TO CHAT W MEEEEE JUST MEEEEEEE

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GUYS IM SO POPULAR I CANT BELIEVE IT MARIAM WANTS TO CHAT W MEEEEE JUST MEEEEEEE

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they wanted nude of my body…i, a fool, send one of my soul.

who needs therapy i traumadump on quickadd snapchat guys until i get blocked

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who needs therapy i traumadump on quickadd snapchat guys until i get blocked

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