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A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.
But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh
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I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt…  Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.
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writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.
tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!
writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.
tumblr: ….so he’s bi!
writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.
tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.
writer:
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YOO SPREAD THE WORD PEOPLE
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the greeks at the gates of troy
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Anyone: h-
Keith:
Lance and I had a bonding moment
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I am now a Lezbishnitsl

Yes I do use Hangouts it's the only thing I can text my friends with no social media with
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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?" The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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Ok so I messed up
So one time my family was pressuring me to answer the phone and it was my grandma so out of pure pressure I went,
"HAWWO??????"
And my grandma was freaked out and she said "is everything ok??????" And being the idiot I am I said "I-I- HeRe Is mOm" and threw the phone at my mother. 10/10 think this is the worst thing I've done
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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
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Are fedoras really that bad?





YES YES THEY ARE
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I FOUND IT! I FOUND THE POST, ITS TRUE ITS HERE I REBLOG FOREVER NOW
Are fedoras really that bad?





YES YES THEY ARE
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when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree
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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
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