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Get Me O-ut O-f This Damn Bread

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@dualiitree2

My Terrible Little Lusus, Tho-ugh I Suppo-se I Spo-iled The Reveal Two- Po-sts Ago-

And Thank Yo-u, I Pride Myself O-n Being The Best Dressed Perso-n In This O-therwise Uninhabited Desert

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Whatever Is Funniest In The Mo-ment

Naturally

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whatre your pronoun2, ii wa2 profe22iionally dodgiing them iin that po2t.

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@stringtheoryshibari

Indeed !

He's Terrible And Vicio-us, So- Lo-ng As Yo-u Have Any Resemblance To- A Slice O-f Fruit .

O-therwise He's Quite Harmless

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Bo-o-

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i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

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unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

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yeah sorry I crushed your boyfriend with the flat side of my knife to release his aromas. yeah he’s in the soup now

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authorized fucking creature. raise it to glory

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iive been 2tranded on the 2ame beach planet for nearly three 2weep2. ama.

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It's Either This O-r I Venture Into- The Yawning Desert Ho-rizo-n To- Hunt Do-wn The Wayward Undead

And That's So- Bo-ring After A Few Minutes

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O-h Go-d I Have So- Many Ho-bbies That's Why I'm Here

The Great Thing Abo-ut Being A Facetio-us Pest O-nline Is That It Takes Up Zero- Percent O-f My Dwindling Flo-o-r And Cabinet Space

@hemerocalis replied: Disrespect Yo-ur Surro-undings (I Am Willing Yo-ur Bro-wser To- Freeze Mo-re No-w) 

why do you want my keyboard two 2uffer. why do you want me two 2uffer.

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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It's Very Dull Here

It's Very Dull Here

@hemerocalis replied: Disrespect Yo-ur Surro-undings (I Am Willing Yo-ur Bro-wser To- Freeze Mo-re No-w) 

why do you want my keyboard two 2uffer. why do you want me two 2uffer.

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It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

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Bo-y Ho-wdy, As They Say

Hello-