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“These are the eyes of a Strawberry Conch (Conomurex luhuanus). They inhabit the shallow tropical waters of the Great Barrier Reef and feed on algae and detritus.” © Lawrence Scheele
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Order 66 AU where Palpatine made one (1) fatal mistake and that was putting the Jedi into the military to whittle them down before his big damn triumph. You know. Like canon. Except that friendship is magic and love overcomes all odds and the Jedi have been right down there in the trenches saving clones, sharing their joys and griefs, and dying for them, while what's Palpatine and the Senate done for them lately, hm?
Palpatine: Execute Order 66!
Cody: . . . Yes my lord.
Cody: Welp guess we're Separatists.
Obi-Wan: We're what.
Cody: I presume you'll be taking control of the droid armies now?
Obi-Wan: What.
Cody: Or is the plan for Generals Windu or Yoda to handle that?
Obi-Wan: ... what....
Cody: Gotta say, sir, you should've done this years ago. The infiltration plot didn't need to go this long.
Obi-Wan: Infil--?
Cody: At least the rest of the war should take about a week without having to answer to the Republic's politicians.
Obi-Wan: . . . Hello, Force? It's me, Obi-Wan. I have a few questions...
#this is why the clone wars show changed the canon to the brain chip thing#they wrote themselves into a corner#you can't just walk back 6+ seasons of Jedi-clone bonding#Karen Traviss could stick with the original canon because she made the Jedi into incompetent jerks#so the clones never trusted them#(and the ones that did trust the Jedi ended up exactly like this comic lol)
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the best part of the fate zero anime is definitely when rider implied he wanted to fight bill clinton and then steal all his money to buy 10 fighter jets
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The way you can tell half (or more) of the modern trans movement's ideas and words were made up on Tumblr less than 10 years ago
#it's like how you can tell a lot of modern shows are written by those high school/college aged fanfic authors from 10-15 years ago#who made it into the industry
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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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#while I agree this is the best tactile user interface#I do appreciate a good 'auto' setting somewhere on the dial
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okay but have any of you even realized how in American schools they literally don’t even teach you how to find enlightenment and transcend the limitations of the flesh?
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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's
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