hendrixfm

[hendrixfm]

i'm thankfully no one's partner, but you better be saving a dance for me.

i won't be singing at karaoke tonight but i am excited to see both rachels perform, if any of you guys need me i will be dancing with your dates/boyfriends/girlfriends/partners. if you dedicate a song to me, maybe i'll spare you a dance, too. here's a helpful tip: some of my favorites are mambo no. 5, the purple people eater, kiss by prince, and anything by kesha.

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ahh, so i'm your first hendrix? hopefully i made the experience good for you then. no name change yet, and honestly with all the paperwork i probably never will, i'm really just shooting the shit. but what do you think? if i wasn't hendrix, what name could you see me as?

it could be worse - the amount of awful names i've had to witness during my lifetime has me literally scarred. you'd be surprised. there's also the benefit that hendrix isn't as common as many other names. it's quite unique, in a way. i've never met a hendrix before - until now, i suppose.

this is where you inform me that between you posting this online and me replying, you've actually changed your name and are no longer a hendrix at all. in which case, it's still a pleasure to meet you.

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but maybe she was right!!?? not sure, maybe some masculine alternative to my birth name? but i was trying to distance myself for it at the time.

You can't copy girl Phoebe on her name! Also Hendrix is a cool name, if you didn't name yourself Hendrix what other name would you have chosen? If you had the choice to change now.

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you know the fyp is an algorithm though, right? meaning you curate it. so it's only showing you stuff you watch and have an interest in. that's literally how it works. if you stop engaging with disney content it won't be shown to you.

I am aware it is very popular and I am not like I expect people not to visit it. My question is why is my for you page all of that stuff when I don't want to go. That is actually something that is very important to have on the for you page and I would prefer to have on my for you page.

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you should call me crap bag. just to confuse the life out of people. i'll fully answer to it with a straight face. gotta put all those years of acting lessons to use somewhere.

hendrix is badass, to be honest, but calling you crap bag would be genuinely the funniest thing. it would soothe my soul. change it change it change it.

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i'd love to be an elegant person. princess? i mean, that's pretty dope. but i can live with rockstar vibes. what would you pick if you were to change your name today?

don't get me wrong, there's definitely a certain elegance to princess consuela banana hammock, but hendrix? that's a classic. it's giving rock star vibes. 15 year old you should be proud.

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i always thought hendrix was badass. not sure what i'd pick now, but maybe i should wait until my frontal lobe is fully developed before i do that. if i do it. i guess i feel like a hendrix, but sometimes i wonder if i could be a ryan, or any brand of j-name, but then again i don't plan to start gaslighting every woman i meet anytime soon so many a j-name isn't in the cards for me.

I don't know, I think Hendrix is an awesome name. If I ever changed mine it'd have to be to something really cool... I don't know that I'd have trusted my fifteen year old self with that decision, but I think you did a pretty rad job. What would you pick now? Or were you serious about Princess Conseula...

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i mean yeah. but changing all my legal documents is a huge hassle.

So pick a new name for yourself? You did it once, you can do it again, right?

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i kinda figured this is one of those one and done deals? a rebirth of sorts but i suppose i could change it again. i probably won't though.

i'd rather be the one moaning it, tbh.

is there any reason why you can't change it again? not being a dick, genuinely asking - is there some sort of cap? because there's a woman in my dance class who's been married four or five times at this point and has changed her surname with each new hubby, so...

if you'd like a suggestion, i'd recommend sebastian. it's a strong, classic name, that sounds great when it's moaned.

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all i want is that beautiful soul, jesse mccartney style, gorgeous.

i'm not interested in your candy bars or magazine subscriptions. you're going to have to find someone else to fund your field trip, champ.

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everyday i wake up and i wish i'd picked a funnier name for myself. i could have named myself princess consuela banana hammock or crap bag, and i picked hendrix??? what was i even thinking? if i could go back and smack my 15 year old self...well i wouldn't that's child endangerment and possibly a hate crime - but i'd have a stern talking to him. and tell him it gets better, and gender affirming care is right around the corner.

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you mean the most visited theme park of all of the americas? it's not really that shocking that people visit it. my for you page is strictly the trans agenda. and i intent to keep it that way.

can someone tell me why my tik tok is full of people in the disney parks? I haven't been to disney world since I was about 21 when i thought it would be a fun idea for a 21st birthday. It's not that I don't like disney world but I don't think I ever want to go back it and looking at the tik toks makes me not want to go back. i do not miss it at all. what's something that keeps coming up on your for you page?

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wait.... what?

honestly those songs are overdone, but if you want my list of romantic songs actually, i doubt it's going to be to the taste of some of these choices.

I looked these up and I really like Gangstas Paradise. It already exists as an arrangement, too. Thank you.

Um... people recommended songs from musicals (Phantom, Moulin Rouge, My Fair Lady) and then pop artists like Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, and then a few country songs. I just don't want to play something like "Silly Love Songs" and then find out that the bride got dumped while that song was playing at Rinky Dink or something.

[hendrixfm]

i need you to start a cult immediately. also, i'm in love with you.

easter sunday. according to the books tucked away in roach infested motel rooms across the country, today is the day that jesus rose again. well, you know what else has risen again? my D͟I͟S͟G͟U͟S͟T͟ with the people of this city. i am blissfully unaware as to who has revived the terroristic trend that is the flash mob, but it needs to go back to 2013 immediately, and, just like jesus after his initial comeback, never return. do you know why he's yet to turn the sequel into a trilogy and show his tight little ass down here on earth once again, comrades? it's because of those of you who have some irrational desire to assault innocent patrons who are just trying to enjoy their lunch. do better. b͟e͟ ͟b͟e͟t͟t͟e͟r͟.

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obviously you have the classics, gangstas paradise, i'm in love with a stripper, anaconda, and crank dat. but if you want to go more untraditional you could try some ed sheeran, i guess. what do you have on the list so far?

Hello, internet. This is kind of scary. I feel like I'm screaming into the abyss. Anyway, hi. I already said that. I'm Emmett, and my string quartet is playing a wedding next weekend, and I wanted to ask for some advice. Normally we ask brides to pick some songs from a big list of songs we already know for cocktail hour, but she just said to surprise her...?

So... does anyone have any recommendations for us? What song would you be really angry if you didn't hear a string quartet play at cocktail hour? Thank you in advance for your suggestions.

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🎼 with sweet understanding [hendrix]'s your man.

hendrixfm; i know what you're thinking - you know me from somewhere. you probably do. now i'm best known as hendrix calderson - a twice nominated broadway performer, living the life i always dreamed of!

check out my links in the tags below !!

birth name. hendrix calderson.

nicknames. hendrix, hen.

date of birth. april 8 (22).

gender & pronouns. trans man ; he/him.

orientations. bisexual ; biromantic.

relationship status. currently single.

occupation & place of work. broadway performer. former child star.

personality & lifestyle.

personality traits. detail oriented, thoughtful, ambitious, sarcastic, confident, over-dramatic, neurotic, clingy, unfiltered, hard-working, private, overbearing, unfiltered, honest. likes & dislikes. watching movies analytically, being off book by first rehearsal, breakfast foods, gender euphoria, being recognized for past roles, a messy living space, people who feel entitled to him, almost every movie franchise reboot.

headcanons.

hendrix just has one of those faces that people think they know - and it's usually because they do, people his age grew up with him on their tv screen as the star of a disney show that was a spin off of the jonas brothers covered song, 'Year 3000', where hendrix predictably played a girl from the year 3000 living in the current age. it was a moderate success, but once he left the show he went to live n relative obscurity, going to college and mostly disappearing from the public eye until he resurfaced as a background dancer in a popular broadway production last year. since then he's been booking roles on broadway with relative ease.

tw: implication of transphobia. hendrix is trans, which is why people only sometimes make the connection about where they know his face from, it's also a big part of the reason he disappeared from the public eye as a teenager, only to resurface after his college graduation and pursue the thing he's always wanted to do. he is very open about his transition, but has significantly distanced himself from his earlier child stardom, and hopes to keep the two lives completely separate from each other.