herecalls

[herecalls]

also i am making an ares blog and if ya wanna follow it,,, hmu

it’ll follow mythology and possibly some lore olympus and pjo timeline based stuff 

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with all due respect i am a clown and school is kicking my butt rn, i also just got a new job so?? i should be on sometimes in the next week or two!!

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im hella tired and did one whole ask but i have to do adult things tm tomorrow so tomorrow night i will try to be on more

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————   SEASON   1   EPISODE   1.   AKA   LADIES   NIGHT.

❛  cheaters are good for business.  ❜ 

❛  knowing it’s real means you gotta make a decision.  ❜ 

❛  tell me i’m getting off on ruining your already shitty life.  ❜ 

❛  people do bad shit.  ❜ 

❛  people do bad shit. i just avoid getting involved with them.  ❜ 

❛  you’re lying, aren’t you?  ❜ 

❛  whoever he is, he’s not as good as me.  ❜ 

❛  is being drunk an excuse?  ❜ 

❛  you’re not protecting me.  ❜ 

❛  i’m not going to beg. i’m going to ask you though, very strongly.  ❜ 

❛  phew. i questioned my whole worldview for a second.  ❜ 

❛  this has gone a long way for me liking and trusting you.  ❜ 

❛  why? why are you whispering?  ❜ 

❛  you gotta know when to walk away.  ❜ 

❛  you use sarcasm to distance people.  ❜ 

❛  she could be in a cult!  ❜

❛  they said there was no evidence of a crime being committed.  ❜

❛  i’m making an experimental time lapse film of a year in my life, so…  ❜

❛  i found him on craigslist.  ❜

❛  it’s called google maps, moron.  ❜

❛  you’re… one of them.  ❜

❛  you’re not normal!  ❜

❛  it’s people like you who give people like you a bad name.  ❜

❛  he claims you and i quote, lifted his car overhead and threatened him with your laser eyes.  ❜

❛  look, if you’re gonna call me volatile or whatever else, i’m really not in the mood.  ❜

❛  was that a compliment?  ❜

❛  you’re local, you’re hot, drinking alone…  ❜

❛  i don’t get asked on a lot of second dates.  ❜

❛  i’m just trying to make a living.  ❜

❛  i don’t flirt. but you do.  ❜

❛  i’ve never seen a dive bar this clean.  ❜

❛  you also like women. temporarily at least.  ❜

❛  i don’t flirt. i just say what i want.  ❜

❛  she’s either an idiot in love, or she’s being conned.  ❜

❛  he’s not coming back, is he?  ❜

❛  pack. go home. get the hell out of here.  ❜

❛  get the hell out of here.  ❜

❛  i don’t have any goddamn friends.  ❜

❛  i stole it.  ❜

❛  you could’ve used the door.  ❜

❛  you’ve been keeping tabs on me?  ❜

❛  i was making sure you weren’t dead, since you never called.  ❜

❛  no, you talk to me! you tell me what the hell is so important!  ❜

❛  you saw him die.  ❜

❛  it’s not my goddamn ptsd!  ❜

❛  are you still having nightmares? flashbacks?  ❜

❛  you need to go back to that therapist.  ❜

❛  i’m calling the police.  ❜

❛  you know what he can do.  ❜

❛  you know what he made me do.  ❜

❛  we? he’s coming for me, not you.  ❜

❛  you are far better equipped to deal with that animal than some innocent girl.  ❜

❛  you’re still the person who tried to do something.  ❜

❛  i was never the hero that you wanted me to be.  ❜

❛  i don’t want to hurt you.  ❜

❛  none of it is your fault.  ❜

❛  i want you to say it: none of it is my fault. say it back to me.  ❜

❛  you saved my life.  ❜

❛  smile.  ❜

❛  keep denying it.  ❜

❛  do something about it.  ❜ 

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im watching princess and the frog and hear me out but

mike as tiana and richie’s dumbass as naveen

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😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Lips brushed against her cheek, a careful peck, something that would be missed if Lux wasn’t paying attention. 

“That’s– a uh, thanks for always being there for me,” His smile was careful, almost shy, Mike was a grown man, maybe his actions should hold more confidence but Lux made him soft. The feelings he had for her were genuine, she was one of his closest friends and had been for a long time it wasn’t something he wanted to ruin.

@fckdcrry

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Send ▲ to pull my muse into your muse’s lap!

Send ▼ for my muse to sit in your muse’s lap of their own accord!

Feel free to add descriptions or context as you wish!

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• °☆ Anastasia (1997)

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“So many lives were destroyed that night.”

“By the unholy powers vested in me, I banish you with a curse!”

“Mark my words! You and your family will die within a fortnight!”

“What were you, a vulture in another life?!”

“Not to worry. I’ve got it all under control.”

“If I don’t remember who I am, then who’s to say I’m not a princess or a duchess or a whatever she is.”

“Men are such babies!”

“Something has happened. I can feel the dark forces stirring!”

“Yeah, ain’t that a kick in the head? I guess a curse just ain’t what it used to be, huh, sir?”

“Look at me! I’m falling apart! I’m a wreck!”

“Actually, considering how long you’ve been dead, you look pretty good!”

“Come on, for a minute, you had your old spark back.”

“I make it my business to know.”

“Look, (name), I’m just trying to help, alright?”

“Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot.”

“Please, just don’t talk anymore, okay? It’s only gonna upset me.”

“If we live through this, remind me to thank you.”

“How could they let her escape?!”

“Alright now, (name), take it easy there. Just remember what I said to you about stress.”

“I sold my soul for this. My life, my very existence, depends on it.”

“It was a nightmare. It’s alright. You’re safe now.”

“It was all a lie, wasn’t it?”

“I’m probably about as stubborn as you are.”

“That’s where I will kill her! Crush her at the height of her glory!”

“Say your prayers, (name). No one can save you!”

“They’ve eloped! Isn’t it romantic? It’s a perfect ending.”

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“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

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Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

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✰ * º ❛ you’re the worst sentence starters. ❜

‘  who knows their own address?  ’ ‘  are we feminists? is this feminism?  ’ ‘  i’m not a sidekick! i’m beyonce, not kelly rowland.  ’ ‘  your cockaholism may just be about the least important thing in the world to me right now.  ’ ‘  i wouldn’t call 10 a.m. ‘really early’.  ’ ‘  cool! let’s add cocaine to the butt stuff.  ’ ‘  you can’t leave! i love you!  ’ ‘  do you even know what love means?  ’ ‘  now go make me some bagel bites.  ’ ‘  love isn’t about having somebody get you things. love is putting someone else’s feelings above your own. do you think you could ever do that? honestly?  ’ ‘  do i look like a fitbit? i don’t give a shit about your sleep.  ’ ‘  why are you yelling at me? what are you doing in my house?  ’ ‘  i need you to act like a human person and pick up your damn phone when i call your skank ass!  ’ ‘  you know, after i cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark.  ’ ‘  did you wear your booby shirt?  ’ ‘  if i don’t get a night off soon, i think my liver is gonna slide out of my body.  ’ ‘  i’m peeing blood and i briefly forgot the word for telephone.  ’ ‘  you’re right. she’s gonna hate me.  ’ ‘  you think i’m an unfriendly treacherous mountain?  ’ ‘  we’re adults! we can do this ourselves.  ’ ‘  you’re losing your hair.  ’ ‘  practicing what? dying alone?  ’ ‘  i told the spice girls i was dying in order to get free concert tickets.  ’ ‘  i learned blue balls were a myth when i was 12.  ’ ‘  i’m not much of a cleaner.  ’ ‘  you’re not much of a human!  ’ ‘  did you slither out of your mothers cooch yesterday?  ’ ‘  i can’t believe i finally made a new friend and i tried to bang her the first time we hung out.  ’ ‘  no offense, but you’re kind of making my skin crawl.  ’ ‘  i’m not comfortable about feelings.  ’ ‘  aren’t we lucky we’re both in professions where we can day drink?  ’ ‘  i’m glad this is a one-night thing so we can reveal all this awful shit about ourselves.  ’ ‘  what do you mean you watch tv on your computer?  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m doing here. i’m not even attracted to you.  ’ ‘  you two are poison people. this is gonna end so badly.  ’ ‘  if you wanna go, just go.  ’ ‘  why can’t you just let this be over?  ’ ‘  you and i, we’re inevitable.  ’ ‘  move in with me.  ’ ‘  i just humiliated myself by accepting your non-marriage proposal, i cannot now move in with you.  ’ ‘  you’re just doing this as a hail mary because you know you’re about to lose me for good.  ’ ‘  what i have finally realized is that the worst possible draft of my life is the one without you in it. i hate it, but you goddamn floor me.  ’ ‘  oh shit… we’re gonna do this even though we know there is only one way this ends. whether in a week or twenty years, there is horrible sadness and pain coming in and we’re inviting it.  ’ ‘  she stayed! you say she forced you, but we both know there’s not a person on this planet who’s ever had a good outcome trying to force you to do anything. she stayed and that means something whether you wanna admit it or not.  ’ ‘  i’m not doing anything… i’m crying in my car.  ’ ‘  don’t start keeping secrets now.  ’ ‘  the only thing i need from you is to not make a big deal with it and be okay with how i am and the fact that you can’t fix me.  ’ ‘  no, i’m mad at you because you think you can fix me! you can’t fix me! i don’t need to be fixed!  ’ ‘  it’s like you have amnesia. every day you think things are gonna be different.  ’ ‘  maybe you can understand this: i feel nothing.  ’ ‘  i’ll be back in a couple of days.  ’ ‘  you stayed? …you stayed!  ’ ‘  you just said ‘boyfriend.’  ’ ‘  i understand that my actions could lead you to feel a bit unwelcome and i’ll work on not being such a control freak.  ’ ‘  i’m done comparing this to what normal people do.  ’ ‘  normal people are terrible.  ’ ‘  when i look at you, i swear i can see years years into the future with you.  ’ ‘  …i love you too.  ’ ‘  i’ve just heard that you’re the worst.  ’ ‘  i tricked him into giving me back rubs, saying it made me horny.  ’ ‘  obviously, i thought it was, like, boring as shit.  ’ ‘  clearly you used to jack off to hemingway in high school.  ’ ‘  i’m an irresponsible monster who burned down her apartment with a vibrator.  ’ ‘  if there is even a remote possibility of breakfast and you don’t wake me up, i will never touch your dick again with any part of my body.  ’ ‘  jokes on you, dummy, i’m already horny.  ’ ‘  oh my god! that is so sexist and mansplain-y.  ’ ‘  if ‘i love you’ is like a promise, it’s just a promise to try real hard. doesn’t mean you can’t fail.  ’ ‘  i shit myself earlier and that is only the second most embarrassing thing that has happened to me today.  ’ ‘  you knew who i was, you don’t get to act surprised now.  ’ ‘  bam! carpe those diems!  ’ ‘  i have to gone girl myself and start over where nobody knows me.  ’ ‘  i’m going to have a baby.  ’ ‘  i just want my kids to be sad when i die.  ’ ‘  i didn’t want to kill him. i just snapped!  ’ ‘  i feel guilty because of how much he suffered… and because you stabbed him on purpose.  ’ ‘  you’re so getting murdered.  ’ ‘  i can’t tell him my brain is broken.  ’ ‘  don’t stalk me again because you suck at it.  ’ ‘  back off, bitch.  ’ ‘  don’t go.  ’ ‘  i got your back, always.  ’ ‘  you might not be useful in the radish sense, but you’re a good friend and you make people happy.  ’ ‘  when i get back, you’re going to take me to a real bar and feed me cheap whiskey until i forget about that time i stopped being able to have sex with my boyfriend ever again because he took me to a bar that only served water!  ’ ‘  so, would you say it’s a… problem-free philosophy? it’s like… no worries for the rest of your days?  ’ ‘  did you just quote the lion king to me?  ’ ‘  hey, um, so listen… i think you’re funny and cute and i’d like to take you on  a date with me for a date.  ’ ‘  why did you put a murder tour on your list?  ’ ‘  you even quit a rewards club because you couldn’t handle the commitment.  ’ ‘  wear your stains on the outsides of your clothes.  ’ ‘  see? dogs eat nachos.  ’ ‘  hey, that’s your best garbage bag. you going somewhere?  ’ ‘  i’ll be out by the time you get back. have fun, you deserve it… whoever she is.  ’ ‘  red licorice vodka?  ’ ‘  send money, loser!  ’ ‘  and you date him… willingly.  ’ ‘  my heart is a dumb dumb.  ’ ‘  i’ve always been able to flip myself back over eventually, but… i ran out of times. this is how i am now and it’s not okay with you, nor should it be.  ’ ‘  i suppose it’s good that this happened now, instead of like, ten years down the line.  ’ ‘  the world is absolutely lousy with people and i hate them all. i hate everyone but you.  ’ ‘  what the hell is wrong with us?  ’ ‘  let’s make a pact never to feel anything around each other ever again.  ’ ‘   i’ve never eaten a blueberry.  ’ ‘   i’ve always had one foot out the door. with everything. especially with us.  ’ ‘   so, you might just suddenly bounce out of here?  ’ ‘  can we just… bail?  ’ ‘  you’ve had a little too much to drink, didn’t you, buddy?  ’

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send  ❛ ♡ ❜  to suddenly hug my muse  ! 

could be angst  ,   romantic   ,  plationic  ,  etc.

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Send me “💙 “ if you would ship our muses!

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Send "🌀" to find my muse, injured and alone after being beaten up

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okay im gonna post some memes and answer asks so,,, pls send me some memes

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like for an it chapter 2 based starter! 

length will vary!!

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its official for some reason i can’t send messages and i am tired so i will try again tomorrow!!

i didn’t really do much writing aside from the one post i’m gonna message people who liked my witch mike starter then i will be on more tomorrow or this weekend