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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study
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This week my nostalgic brainwaves took me here, of all places
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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
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He's just sleeping he's just sleeping he's just sleeping he's jus Ko-Fi
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*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
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my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.
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Broke: Merlin is a royalist because he is a class traitor boot licker
Woke: Merlin is a royalist because he was raised a peasant in the sixth century and he has the perspective and values typical of that time period on top of his personal experiences with Arthur to give him faith in the enlightened despotism favored by Catherine the Great and Frederick of Prussia.
Bespoke: Merlin is a royalist because anyone who had to live through both the English Civil War and Voltaire's exile to Britain would come out the other side thinking democracy is stupid.
Transcendent: Merlin is not a royalist. He is the divine right of kings in human form. The avatar of Albion and its magic. He does not believe in kings because of Arthur. He believes in Arthur so Arthur gets to be king.
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Sorry your boyfriend died and came back and died and came back and died and came back and died and came back again. He was trying to find you.
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