20 (I promise) ♡ it/its intersex androgyne ♡ anti cishet ♡ eats people ♡ death to all toddlers ♡ sociopath ♡ hardcore brainrotting about Malevolent — this blog is not necessarily NSFW but I am an adult and I talk about sloppy gay sex sometimes. You can decide if you're old enough to follow me and ill block you if I think you're wrong — car guy who drives an old mustang and i love it very much (yaoi) ♡ was hit by a car 2 times ♡ I WAS BIT BY AN EEL WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD ☆ Nasty evil communist ☆ I have 9.8 fingers!!!!! DDD- Mold fears me because i eat it all the time FAN OF: Malevolent ■ Dead Plate ■ Elevator Hitch ■ HGSN ■ Bloodborne ■ Hannibal ■ TFTGS ■ Tokyo Ghoul ■ TES ■ Dunmeshi ■ Splatoon 3 ■ × ANTI SMURF SEX × possibly risen from the dead? I will suck dick for earl grey crepe cake ♡ able to vore a hotdog ♡ I will not be reblogginh ANY furry Easter Bunny oviposition on this blog!!!!! Not allowed to be born in most places. I killed George Washington with my evil time machine and I'm on the run from the time cops ☆ if you are attracted to me you're a weird freak by the way :3 I really love queers and Whaght are zey doing tu zis poor rat- [gasp] zat is PERVERGHTED ! ... WHAGHT ARE ZEY FILLING HIM WITZH? EE IZ GETTING TOO BIG! HOOOOHHHH...! OH MY GAHD STOP TOUCHING IM ! ZHIS IZ PERVERT BEHAVIOURE! HOOH! STOP IT! AUUW..... WHAT A TERRIBLE DEATH! SsTOP TOUCHING HEIM ! zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE. whathellwas even zat . OOOOO MY GAD. oh it- preetty cuute. OOOHHOOHOOHHOGGOOOHHHH OH MY GADDD THGAT WAS VEURY SCHARMING... OOH my gad he is DEAaaadddd... ohhh not ze daaaawwwg... ooooohhh nnooo you are feeling him wiz ze wader of ze hose...he iz also veury shcarming zey look veury cute like zis...i wont liiieee to yoU ! OH! EWWELIKE A LAMBB... S̵͆͘T̸̜̕O̷͂͛P̸̰̎ ̶͙͛T̶́̀Õ̸UCHIN̸͍͗G̵͚͝ ̷̔HIM.. FRRREAK. MONSTAEUR AAUOOUGGGHHH ZIS POOR ANEMAL. OOOOOOG
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I can’t believe Larson hired a guy to be Arthur’s narrative foil instead of doing it himself. This is the most Rich Person Thing a wealthy character has ever done. Iconic tbh.
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None of you know how funny this would be because this is the website where nobody knows how to drive cars let alone old stick shift ones 💔
The scenes where jarthur drive a car would be better if it was a manual transmission.
John could control the steering wheel, brake, and gas, but Arthur would need to be in charge of the clutch and the shifter.
Imagine if all the driving scenes were "Orthur!! Put it in third- no wait neutral! We need to stop soon! ORTHUR!- downshift now the engine is lugging!"
And Arthur is like "how did you not know what a wheelchair is but you know so much about cars???"
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almost cried while hot gluing cardboard together thanks malevolent
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almost cried while hot gluing cardboard together thanks malevolent
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job applications are so stupid. "what's ur desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question
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the uncontrollable urge to know how people describe me to others
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ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!
edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM
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And nonbinary people are pretty like an immaculate marble sculpture of a freaky orgy
Personally, women are pretty like a sunset or a Renaissance landscape painting. and men are pretty like sexual objects just for me to play with.
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Personally, women are pretty like a sunset or a Renaissance landscape painting. and men are pretty like sexual objects just for me to play with.
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non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc
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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%
via reddit.com
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Malevolent ep55 spoilers
PAST JOHN: Do it.
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