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mangoball archives

(follow up to this post)

so since twitter is collapsing, the search for a good mangoball backup led me to this project by @this-glittering-world and. it is absolutely fantastic. it's a full mangoball recreation in html, including the christmas special and author's notes. there's dark mode and light mode and even the option to read it as a chat fic without all the twitter styling?? not to mention it's just a well designed site? i'm very impressed.

imo, this is the best backup of mangoball right now and it deserves much more attention. check it out:

https://glittering.world/mangoball/classic

the other archive I want to direct attention to is the one on thread reader. this is slightly less reliable because if the thread gets deleted or if twitter goes down it'll stop working, but it works for now. also it looks like you can save the threads as PDFs for a couple bucks which is handy. here are the links to the og and the christmas special:

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falsesymmetry should just be allowed to kill people i think

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y'know what i won't shut up about them i support all their rights and wrongs

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im not doing a very good job of not being a life series fan.

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He never was meant to be bad

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i'm trying to find a way to phrase this gently but i think the reality of the situation is that martyn is bisexual but he's married with kids so he doesn't have time for all that. meanwhile rendog's bisexuality haunts him like a fucking angry spectre like i think he has nightmares about kissing martyn that leave him jolting up in bed at night drenched in sweat and then he experiences such a profound guilt about it that he has to go for a walk and i think it probably doesnt help because he lives alone and he tells himself he prefers it this way but the whole time he's walking he cannot stop getting flashes of the dream and he says fuck it and he opens discord to draft a text to martyn and it never gets past a "Hey!" because the weight of the fact that martyn is asleep in bed with his wife right now bears down on him. and then martyn gets on stream and cracks a few jokes about treebark bait and meanwhile ren is looking at the grindr app he downloaded and never opened

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you guys are popping off with the art for the new life series. i shall give it a go

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being a life series major will have you saying the dumbest things while reading. like lysine spotted. glutamate mention. norepinephrine reference. c'mon now

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whenever ppl mistake hermitshipping for rpf i almost wanna go along with it. like sure. i want arek lisowski to leave his wife and kids and go make out with his wisconsin babygirl irl. youre so right. love wins /s

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rens rizz also works on lesbians somehow

ren’s rizz works for everyone except the demographic he himself is personally attracted to

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what is it about minecrafters that make them go buck wild for a house with a blue roof? every time i look up minecraft house references or see houses pop up on my dash i swear a good 80% of them are stripped oak log with spruce planks plus a blue roof bordered in dark oak. even before we had the warped planks people were using dark prismarine for their blue roofs. why?? i don’t get it. what’s so special about the blue roof minecrafters

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Change your mind

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BDUBS ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO TITLE THIS VIDEO???

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RAaaahh 💁‍♂️ Trans Rights!

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some notable moments from docs stream so far

he reads hermitcraft ship fanfic but exclusively the yaoi

"grian and scar are canonically gay and hooking up all the time"

none of the hermits are sleeping together which hes very disappointed about because he thinks a hermitcraft wedding at the courthouse would be fun and so would a hermitcraft baby and the divorce would be decided by coinflip

hes thought a lot about it and decided hes not into men

his way of deciding this was by imagining himself passionately tongue kissing handsome men

however ren could turn him gay especially if his hair grows out