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victory kiss!!

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It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

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i still have a wall of block blast btw

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Last day of pride month, aheeeeehhhhhhhhhhh...

Didn't do much, but I'm still a genderless aroace. Always have been, always will be.

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So, there's apparently research coming out now about microplastics being found in people's bloodstreams and the possible negative effects of that and I feel the need to get out ahead of the wave of corporate sponsored "be sure to recycle your bottles!" or "ban glitter!" campaigns and remind everyone: It's fishing nets. It's fishing nets. It is overwhelming fishing nets It always has been fishing nets. Unless regulations are changed, it will continue to be fishing nets. The plastic in the ocean in largely discarded nets from industrial fishing. The microplastics are the result of these nets breaking down. The "trash islands" are also, you guessed it. Mostly fishing nets and other discarded fishing industry equipment. Do not allow them to continue to twist the story. Do not come after disabled people who require single use plastics. Do not come after people using glitter in art projects and makeup. These things make up a negligible amount of the issue compared to corporate waste, specifically in the fishing industry. Do not let them shift the blame to the individual so they can continue to destroy the planet and our bodies without regulation.

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WAIT OMG I ONLY JUST UNDERSTOOD THE CHICKEN JOKE

The chicken joke

The why'd the chicken cross the road joke

To get to the other side

They meant. Chicken. Gon. Die. The other side as in heaven.

Holy shit I spent TEN LONG YEARS. Wondering. My dumbass thought of only the literal meaning of getting to the other side of the road. I was always so confused about that joke omg the clarity. I love it when this happens.

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I have all of the games now (excluding original Metro 2033 and original Metro: Last Light)

Whelp, I learned about Metro 2033 and now I'm going down a rabbit hole no one can save me from

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If you're having trouble voting, just remember Garfield will find you and will force you to make him lasagna unless it wins

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Huge custom lgbt train

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trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean

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I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

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been repeating this in my head all day