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[herodoggo]

I swear I was briefly a psychic when I was in the first grade because of two particular things that happened

Approaching Halloween that school year, I was going to go trick-or-treating in the neighborhood of my godsiblings

Since I was really into Transformers at the time because of re-runs of the OG series on The Hub, I wanted to be Optimus Prime, and I thought it would cool if my godbrother was Bumblebee. Come that Halloween, my godbrother actually dressed up as Bumblebee

There was a chance my mom overheard me saying that and suggested to my godmother the idea to validate me, but the next incident was purely psychic

During a class in the first grade, our teacher was playing an eye spy game where two of us would use the pointing sticks to point to the country on the map she spied

Moments before picking one of the hundreds of countries on the map, I zeroed in on the country Jordan, likely because my brother's name was Jordan, and thought it would be cool if my teacher chose Jordan

Right after preemptively focusing on Jordan, I hear my teacher say "I spy with my little eye, Jordan."

Imagine every 6-to-7-year-old's shock when I instantly point to Jordan, a Middle East country people rarely talk about (no offense to any Jordanians who may see this), as if I were a geography wiz

I was basically a male Raven Baxter during my first grade year, and I'd do anything to get those psychic powers back

[herodoggo]

Splatoon:

"It's funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie." -Marina Ida

Sonic Riders Real-Time Fandub:

"Honestly, I'm not fucking with any more Redboxes. Last time I did, it spit a bunch of quarters at me." -Jet the Hawk

The Amazing World of Gumball:

"WHAT THE WHAT?! Excuse my French, Penny, BUT THIS IS TOTAL BAGUETTE!!!" -Gumball Watterson

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I'll go first!

Helluva Boss:(Helluva Shorts)

"Yeah! I'm the fucking ✨chuperacadupra�� and I'm here to FUCK YOU ALL!"-Blitz

Trolls:

"There will be no more *blows nose full of glitter* scrapbooking."-Branch

Hazbin Hotel:

"KINKY!Come on,keep talking DIRTY!"-Angel Dust

[herodoggo]

Here's a dumb thing I thought as a child

When I first played Mario Kart Double Dash on the GameCube as a kid, whenever Mario said "Let's-a-go!" whenever you opened the game past the title screen, I thought he was saying "Mexico!"

This legitimately made me think that the game took place in Mexico, and for some reason, playing the DK Mountain track for the first time after hearing that is what made my undiagnosed autistic child brain say "Yeah, that checks out."