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hertl · 21 days ago

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you got a long character arc ahead of you, buddy ... (tags from @neonfretra ✨)

#yaroslav askarov #san jose sharks #art #STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP #THIS IS SO SKLDJFSLKJ

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hertl · 1 month ago

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what do you mean the sharks are doing an anime night this year

#sharks lb #K DO YOU SEE THIS

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hertl · 1 month ago

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STOP—THIS IS A KINDNESS CHECKPOINT! rb this post + say something you love about prev to keep the positive energy flowing 💫

#not hockey #omg what to even say except i love you very much and your sharks catboy series + ur other art has brought me so much joy #also thank you for letting me use our dms as a ‘this week on how weebery has emotionally wounded me’ newsletter #and responding w the kindness of a friend watching their friend keep going back to what hurts them with a barely audible sigh #my fav overworked beer leaguer <3

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hertl · 2 months ago

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#MEANT TO BE #if you think abt it everything can rly be traced back to the 2019 asg in san jose california

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hertl · 2 months ago

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sabres @ canadiens | 03.23.19

#i’m choosing to think he hated the playoffs so bad he wanted to go back to a more comfortable environment (last place)

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hertl · 2 months ago

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all-star game | 1/26/19

#meant to be meant to be

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hertl · 2 months ago

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GRIER FORGIVEN HELLO JEFF

#sharks lb #we are nothing if not easily placated

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hertl · 2 months ago

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and is the top six forward in the room with us right now. follow up question will he ever be

#literally who said that #what does the last place team in the league need? 0g 2a 2p 🙏🏻

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hertl · 2 months ago

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i’m gonna go over there and slap the hell out of his bald ass head

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hertl · 2 months ago

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of everyone we could have possibly added it’s just the guy who i have hated for almost a decade because sure why not. he can score…wait no…he can defend….wait also no….but he can deter big hits by being an enforcer! somehow also fucking no. can he give someone early onset cte? he sure can!

#sharks lb #this boston roots based + ‘big gritty’ lineup style is so tiring like ENOUGH #flip him or buy him out or idc get that freak off my team 😭😭😭#trading hertl and getting reaves lmao imagine telling that a couple years ago i’d google how to exorcise you

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hertl · 2 months ago

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i think mike grier should consider entering a federal protection program before he makes this trade call because otherwise there is nowhere on earth he could hide where i wont find him and strap c4 to the underside of his car

#like are you actually kidding. i think i have 20 of the anti reaves posts in sharks lb alone

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hertl · 2 months ago

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absolutely not.

#sharks lb

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hertl · 2 months ago

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flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

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hertl · 2 months ago