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30 minute recipe? Psh. I can do it in an hour and a half
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And not to forget when I was attempting to break up with my most recent ex, he threw it in my face that I was into CNC. He said “and then you tell me you like being abused, how do you think that makes me feel?” Even though I said it was completely different and I never asked him to do anything he wasn’t comfortable with (which we never did). It’s funny how being with one not so great guy can take 6 years of yearning and just tarnish it. Now I don’t even want to read smut.
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The more I think about being with my most recent ex the more mad I get because I was so love bombed that I genuinely thought he was it. But after he accused me of wanting to break up because I wanted to sleep with other guys just made me realize how blind I am to toxic people. I’m honestly done for another six years. I have no interest.
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fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT
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I don’t know if it was the person I was with, but after 6 years of no physical intimacy, I got tired of it extremely quick. I got to the point I didn’t want him to touch me. Maybe that was my body’s way of saying he wasn’t the one.
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actually i think sinners redefines what music in a horror movie can be. no more of this “nursery rhyme sung by creepy child” stuff, do you want to hear blues being used as a protection spell? do you want to experience genuine creeping dread upon hearing joyful folk music??
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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
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new contender for best community note of all time
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