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Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

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Forsaken reminded me she exists </3 I am a big fan of the version of her I made up in my head.

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07 naming coolkidd after his alter ego is so fucking funny to me . do you think it wasn’t even intentional he was just calling him “cool kid” because he was so red and coolkidd just latched onto it and responded to no other name

i like to think noli probably took the piss out of him when he found out

ANON YOUR MIND!!!! oh this is so canon now

Noli absolutely RIPPED into him theres no way he wouldn't

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The ol’ jitterbug

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My contribution to that one meme-

Am I late-? I think I’m late-))

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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I was handed this joke on a silver platter

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Hard Times // Forsaken Roblox animatic // Noob and G666

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I live for agender Odo (from Star Trek Waypoint, 2017).

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Dark Nights: Death Metal: Speed Metal #1 (2020)

written by Joshua Williamson art by Eddy Barrows, Eber Ferreira, & Adriano Lucas

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so like imagine Undertale characters but they're all crafts supplies (Undyne and Alphys) (Toriel and Asgore) (Frisk and Flowey) (Napstablook and Mettaton)