heyyitsjayy
heyyitsjayy
Aspiring Herpetologist
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He/Him || 31 || PhD CandidateI post my own pets when I remember to take pictures.
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heyyitsjayy · 11 hours ago
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25 years of ads peeled away
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Yeah running water is cool but uuh. You do know that if you use it to pour enough water into a container you can put your head in it and drown and DIE??? Yeah this is crazy and evil and sad. What if a kid does that. This is why I propose the idea to make it so people pay 200000$ every time they use the sink!!! This is because no child has that much money so they are physically unable to harm themselves <3 Wdym this is insane and we shouldn't be paying 200000$ just to get a glass of water. There are no ulterior motives. No it's not about taking your money. This is for child safety. Don't you want children to be safe??? You evil sicko freak. What's wrong with you for thinking this is wrong and won't work.
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heyyitsjayy · 11 hours ago
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This is cinema actually
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Babe wake up! The theatrical and streaming release dates for the new Benoit Blanc film “Wake Up Dead Man” Just dropped
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There’s a reason your boss lies to you about union membership.
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I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.
My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"
I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."
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heyyitsjayy · 11 hours ago
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Ive had this saved in my phone since April
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love my pumpkin
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scary my pumpkin
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heyyitsjayy · 12 hours ago
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Ok I guess if you want to get really absolutely technical about it, I guess Martin Luther's 95 Theses were a zine. I guess. I suppose.
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heyyitsjayy · 16 hours ago
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heyyitsjayy · 18 hours ago
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Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
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