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FREAK CITY TEXT POSTS

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— a drabble in which Yuu is a young mercenary from Team Fortress 2 (ft. ADeuce duo.)

— disclaimer: I don't do any writing requests, and I'm not a TWST writing blog. I themed this post to sort of look the part, though, since I thought it was neat.

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"Y'know, we wouldn't be in this mess if—"

"If I what?," you challenged, your glare intense and menacing as you trained it to be. "Let's not forget that you pulled off some stupid shit today too, Traps."

"How about we don't do that—" Deuce slipped between you two, his hands on both of your respective chests, "and we just finish our chores as soon as possible?"

Your barrage of insults remain at the tip of your tongue, begging your lips for release. Come on—just a glimpse of his ugly pout, and I'll leave him be.

What's the worst they could do? Kick you to the curb? Unlike all these prissy little princesses, you could go without a 5-star Michelin cuisine and a house cramped with over-the-top trinkets.

...Then again, if you weren't going to get affected, Deuce would.

Yeah, sure, sometimes he could be as fun as a 30 minute Teufort battle with a team running on ethanol and 2 hours of sleep, but unlike you he's got a ma he wants to do right by. Getting in trouble would...

Ah, screw it.

"Fine, fine," you mutter, rolling your eyes before turning to the windows once again

Your sponge pressed back against the glass surface, the dust and soot smothered by the mix of soapy water that washed over it. This process of exterminating window filth continued until—

Whoopsie daisy! Your arm knocks over your trusty bag, previously laid next to the window frame and now on the ground with its items spilling from the open zipper. Your shotgun, a packed sandwich, a metal baseball bat...

Your rocket launcher.

"Well, hello sailor."

And, at that moment, began the birth of a brilliant idea, befitting of a brilliant mercenary such as yourself.

God, Crowley was going to send your ass to the deepest pits of detention for this.

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Slightly-more-stylized Sniper sketch practice

Colore version:

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RED and BLU Speeding Bullet sandwich

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artfight’s almost over , here are some tf2-related attacks i did recently!

attacks for: @zelenka-exe , @mikimel , @beesyjimwax , @liquidyinsect , @a-little-alien-called-bread , and @alienseason!

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Someone made an idea for a BLU Dadscout and I liked it (Update: that someone was @smilingfr3ak apparently)

And I felt that if RED Scout mostly took after his mother than BLU Scout be the most similar to his dad

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some fish

чисто отдыхают

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Appreciate your doctors, mein Freund! (Ignore the blatant evil energy radiating off them)

[Alt Vers:]

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day 104

two mimir

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The existence of this damn drawing was an accident all on its own (it was a practice sketch, originally), but yeah have a Spy

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"Come along down with me."

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thanks to stuff I definitely like looking for fics which are comfort for ppl with OCD but as a TF2 fan with possible moral OCD the content I'd find is DEFINITELY little to nothing given the way the mercs are

my man I feel guilty or overthink the oldest, strangest or stupidest things what more when my comfort characters are war criminals who don't feel an ounce of regret lol

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[EXTENSION]

@mamiravoicesajat

@gazapetaf

@nadinfamily

@yosefgaza122

@ladychandraofthemoone @hajimedics @cutejk123 @kyleenaboo31

[🇵🇸] BIG LIST.

[Remade a big list of people who need a lot of help. And funds.]

@mimigaza

@ahmad-gaza012

@mosabsdr

@abuyasin156

@mo3menox

[Will extend this list.]

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[🇵🇸] BIG LIST.

[Remade a big list of people who need a lot of help. And funds.]

@mimigaza

@ahmad-gaza012

@mosabsdr

@abuyasin156

@mo3menox

[Will extend this list.]

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Day 27. "Artistic expression"

OFFtober prompts by @echothefreak

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Doomed, blue-eyed boys and deer gazes.

(Alt versions below)

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Sometimes you just have a thought, and no one stops you, and no one should have stopped me because I had a blast drawing this!