My name is Hide. I am 27 years old and I currently live in Colorado. They/Them ENFP. Cosplayer. Used to be HideMyError everywhere but Meta zucced me. Fb and Ig are HideMyGlitch, But im still HideMyError Everywhere else.
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it goes without saying the powdered wig stays ON during sex
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In summer, cyclists in the countryside use lotus leaves as UV-protective face masks.
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Don't forget to turn on the EXP share before the orgy starts bro
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wait have you guys seen the sanji at universal studios cuz genuinely he made want to watch op 🙈



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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
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