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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.

This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.

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i know the idea of 'hear me out' type posts is weird non-conventional attraction but i also have a fascination for the people whos 'hear me outs' are conventionally attractive characters from the most OBSURE media. like if you were asked to name a sexy character and your first thought is the girl from a mostly forgotten 1980s canadian animated scifi musical im gonna be way more intrigued by whats going on in your brain than if you had said like. the dragon from shrek yknow.

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zaphod beeblebrox being a hear me out is actually impossible to explain. Is he hot? no. actually he has no canon physical appearance and he's described as being incapable of dressing himself. Is it a personality thing? No actually that might be his worst feature

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unfinished but here you go

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dming people is so scary it feels like im walking directly into their bedroom and putting some bullshit on their bed

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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

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ford prefect: ok Well so the ebtire earth just exploded and everyone died but its ok. Dont freak out. Heres a kindle fire

arthur dent:

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guys I figured out whos committing the voter fraud

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If you voted in this poll, please consider donating and sharing Musab's campaign. You are given an opportunity to help someone survive a genocide, please take it.

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Doctor who it’s me your regency era situationship I’m in cgi hell. You have to remember that you’re gay

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Reblog to call prev a babe

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You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars

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Eurovision vs. No Vision

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this has been in my head for weeks

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dużo dobrego na wiosnę dla każdego kto ją lubi i jeszcze więcej dla każdego kto jej nie lubi. inspirowane tym zdjęciem

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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs