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The fact that they had the nerve to start playing Stevie Nicks and not one witch appeared in tonight’s episode
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What are you gonna do with those big fists? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.
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I have ten dollars to my name, my car is on E and we are still low on food
Anything helps, I am desperate
paypal.me/RainiC
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My neighbor kid: HIII!!! HEEYYYYY, WHY ARE YOU- *starts running towards me very fast* WHY’S YOUR HAIR PINK???
Me, frantically struggling to unlock my front door: I don’t know!!!
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Me @ Violet during the entirety of The Incredibles 2:

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“Why don’t you take your self-aggrandizing, overcompensating dusty ass back to Webster House.” — Dear White People (2017–, dir. Salli Richardson-Whitfield)
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And no matter what happens, remember this: you have a right to be here just like everybody else. You make your mark at Winchester, and the world will be at your feet.
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It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
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that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
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