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I REALLY hate my highschool friend group bc they were massively homophobic and made fun of my Semitic features daily and overall were just super gross but they act like we are still besties once a year ?? and force us all to go get a meal together ?? which i usually excuse my way out of but i decided this year i’m going to go and come out to them really dramatically. and i was telling my bestie about The Plan and she one upped me and since i am currently single suggested pretending I had a girlfriend ?? which quickly devolved into this:

and long story short i now have a super cute fake girlfriend named miranda who I’m casually gonna bring to dinner with my homophobic high school friends and absolutely nothing can possibly go wrong here

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Imagine one of those vampires that spent a few decades napping and now they’re trying to catch up as best they can so they’re in a library looking through years of old magazines and overhear some middle-schooler discussing her project about the moon-landing and they’re like “WHAT!!!”

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Person A is in bed reading a book. Person B enters and climbs into bed with them. Without looking up person A raises their arm so that person B can crawl under and snuggle up with them. Person B falls asleep.

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are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

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My favorite actor/actress could be wearing a trash bag and I’d still be like 

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i’m interested in stargazing and rough sex

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Time to hijack Creampuffs!

So I hadn’t used this blog since February!! And now that season 3 is out, and because of recent active on this blog, I’m gonna start using it again! So power to the Creampuffs, and go hijack some posts! Mention me or submit a link and I’m gonna post it!

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yes i am a girl yes i kill people

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excuse you

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vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

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Sure, I’m an asshole, but I can be super cute and mushy so fuck you

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Normally when a black cat encounters a barn owl, one would expect the barn owl to wind up dinner or gone (if the owl is lucky). But like all things in nature there are sometimes special exceptions, and this video is definitely one of them - for your viewing pleasure, a video of black cat and barn owl playing together. The black cat is named Fum and the barn owl Gebra. 

“This bird of prey [flies] far away but lands every time near Fum, its faithful friend.”  [X] Video

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imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

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gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls 

gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive

gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriends w/ all their heart 

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SADNESS IS THE CUTEST LITTLE THING AND I’LL NEVER BE OVER HER

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bring back that thing where people used to pound on their chest twice and then throw up a peace sign