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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

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"lake michigan is a vibe right now" (@swoodlife ig)

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Reblog this if you think boys deserve flowers and cheek kisses.

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Imagine being so receptive to subversive malthusian programming that you openly support “shrinking the human population” “for the sake of teh planet” lol

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we’re working on something

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i would rather die than market myself on linkedin. it's the modern day version of a peasant doing a little dance to convince the king to let him live

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i get so anxious when i see posts by that 1 chicken blog where they have chickens indoors. under their blankets. on their bed. i dont think u can potty train chickens its going to defecate there u stupid idiot but what do i know

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Was looking for a sandwich maker, MVP Paul has sold me on this one

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hands down my favourite scene

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milf (mutual i love to follow)

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if you ever feel bad about your writing, especially structure-wise, remember: you’re still not the one who put “somehow, palpatine has returned” into a multimillion dollar franchise produced by one of the greediest and richest corporations on earth. you’ll always be better than that one.

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