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burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you'd think something called the "borgussy" is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.
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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
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I dont really know what the solution is to this issue but I wish people wouldnt come in needing an employee to stand over their shoulder to walk them through how to use the photo center. Like I get that especially older people have trouble learning technology or whatever but if thats the case... you need to get help from someone who isnt a retail employee. We can help a little to walk you through a difficult step but I cant stand there for an hour plus to walk you through the entire interface if youre printing 500 pictures. I just cant. I have so many other tasks to do.
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Please reblog and put in the tags your hair type (straight, wavy, curly, coily) and if you sleep with your hair in a ponytail/bun or leave it down PLEASE I’m so curious
#straight#and it depends on a few things#if it is wet then i do 2 braids#if it is also already braided as my hairstyle for the day ill just leave it braided to sleep#if it is in a ponytail or bun i pull it down and usually dont bother to braid it if it is also dry
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the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties
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For the purpose of this poll, books in the same world but not Directly sequels count. If they're grouped on Goodreads, it counts. So like, Percy Jackson but also Magnus Chase count as the same series.
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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!
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Oh my god why is this taking so fucking long im hungry and tired and in pain please just take this guy's order so I can order and escape taco bell drive through hell
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Woke: a particularly crafty Aeducan should have been able to marry Alistair/Anora and rule Ferelden with them
Broke (but funnier if we're being honest): a mage Warden who had little to no problem selling Jowan out should have been able to become the King of Orzammar's evil little chancellor
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