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X-Files episodes can fall into three categories
1. Serious crime procedural with supernatural elements
2. There’s aliens and they’re up to no good
And
3. Let’s do a silly one :)
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Armed with my tote bag, sneakers, and unwavering desire for transport, I will make my North Carolina suburb into a walkable city
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a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.
u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,
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Twice now, I’ve won tickets to see a Broadway show at the theater shows travel to and neglected to redeem them because I was stuck doing work stuff. Really pissing me off!
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You must increase your focus on the current task
You must increase your focus on the current task
You must lock into your task
You must lock in
Lock in
Lock in
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top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
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It’s always so funny to me when they show soldiers fighting in the snow in the armed forces ads. Like brother, we haven’t fought in snow since like 1946
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to find an apartment you have to think like an apartment
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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I always knew, academically, that being a Vikings fan was agony forever. I hadn’t really conceptualized it until last night that it really is agony forever. This is my future
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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out
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I don’t doubt that Nosferatu is kino but I am so bad with anything remotely horror. I had to walk out! And I never do that!
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🧎♂️Forgive me David Lynch, I watched a movie on my fucking phone. I will do my best to get real 🙏
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X-Files will have a harrowing story of kidnapping and sexual assault followed by some goofy alien stuff. Really went “okay, now let’s do a silly one!”
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4:20:57!! I did it!!
They do NOT lie about the last 6 miles. That was so incredibly hard. Very happy though. Sub 4:30, completed the race. My legs are dead though
I’m feeling very delusional about my marathon on Sunday. I’m looking at the map and I’m not that concerned? Like I know in my brain that it will the hardest challenge I’ve ever done and I’m certainly going to be in pain but like what if I’m not?
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