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Bite the Hand

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German Shepard hybrid! Reader who used to work as a bomb detector but was medically discharged due to PTSD.

Laswell who hires you as a supervisor to teach other hybrids how to sniff out a bomb but tells you to take it easy.

Task Force 141 who take a liking to you and find your long twitching ears adorable.

John Price who brings you a pastry every morning, knowing fully well you have yet to eat.

Simon Riley who calms you down from a panic attack when you think you hear the ticking of a bomb (it’s a clock).

Jonny McTavish who likes to play with your ears and talks to you in a way he would talk to an actual animal or baby (you secretly like it).

Kyle Garrick who brings you cups of tea and is always restocking the cupboards in the shared kitchen with your favourite snacks.

Task Force 141 who enter the office smelling strongly of nicotine and ash after a long mission. You mistake it for the familiar smell of a bomb and before Simon can react, you’re tackling him with your ears pressed flatly against your head.

“Bonnie, ay! It’s alright, it’s alright. There’s no bomb. You’re alright, lass.” Jonny eases you off Simon, letting you bury your face in his neck as you shake.

Kyle rubs soothing circles on your back as Simon stands up, slowly walking towards you.

“No bomb, see love? Nothing.” He removes his vest, shaking it. When you’ve finally calmed down, you nod.

“No bomb.” You whisper but it’s mainly to reassure yourself that you’re safe.

Task Force 141 who adore you, even in your panic-stricken moments where you act on pure instinct.

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Me to the guy that comes into my room every night to chew on my arms

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

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Werewolf Wednesday!

Hat tip to @ipsl0re for the "organs and bones" text posts and to @theaterm for the other

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I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.

Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.

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Guess who updated earlier than he thought? :) That's right, it's me. Bugambilia chapter 2 is out right now!!

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Matching Halloween costumes but one doesn’t like it that much… I wonder who it is 🤫

Happy Halloween yallllll 🎃💀

(More art on my patreon! mdni🔞!!)

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Posted the second chapter of the Alone Monsterfucking fic! ft. torture, angst, grief and finally getting to the monsterfucking part, kind of ;)

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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first post is a pile of men

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just needed to map out his scars for science reasons, I promise...

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Everybody whining clearly doesn’t know how to operate Google.

Actually, a surprising amount of people just… DONT have the common sense to Google things? Like just Google it. Google is free.

Look. It. Up.

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HEY GUYS SORRY I KINDA RUSHED THIS BUT HOLY SDHIT ITS OCTOBER NOW HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE WEREWOLVES HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SO COOL

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Honestly the more I think about it there'd likey be a division between werewolves culture-wise

Emprace-ses would be those who rather embrace their wolf-yness, and conceal-es, those that do their best to live their life concealing their nature. Than there likely be a group who just does neither.

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mo chridhe

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I’m adding “eat shit, Bev” to my vocab

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