Text
What did Paton Oswald do that lets him be in just the most random places
0 notes
Text
I got a little bit into buddhist philosophy because people in the laundromat were driving me up the wall and now I have conquered my fear of death
1 note
·
View note
Text
*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha
76K notes
·
View notes
Text
The best part of being authentic is that there is no image to maintain. You will delight some and disturb others, and none of it will concern the truth of your being.
56K notes
·
View notes
Text
This situation would be funny if it was happening to someone else
0 notes
Text
I cannot wait until i am long in the tooth and grey in the hair. I will look wistfully into the mirror, not recognizing myself. Ill still flex and wink though.
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
You have a duty to this world and to its people. Be kind. Love one another.
0 notes
Text
I hope theres whiskey in whatever apocalypse we are hurtling towards. Itll help with the horror
0 notes
Text
It is interesting the ways that we will trick ourselves into caring about things that simply do not matter
0 notes
Text
If I were a old world monarch, driven mad by syphilis and sitting on a golden throne I wouldnt let the power go to my head. I would use my evil empire for good actually
0 notes
Text
I am a machine that turns battletech lore into boring my friends with really cool stories
1 note
·
View note