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your napkin just barked at me and flew away
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..
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oh no i've had a Thought
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"You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold... I know what you are..."
"SAY IT."
"A Joker..."
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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Paintings by Jason Limon on Instagram
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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!
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You ever watch your business partner test out his orphan bombs and realize you're in love?
Anyway Durgetash beloved I missed you
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treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.
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YOUTUBER STRANGE ERONS IS IN MY HOUSE! SHE HAS TAKEN THE FORM OF A CURSED DOLL AND INVITED ONE OF HER BEASTS! ITS EYES BECKON ME INTO HELL, AND I PISS ON THE HARDWOOD FLOOR AT ITS CALL! FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME!
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red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying
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Anything ever made you piss yourself in fear? Like actually?
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lil'zel new companion lol?
continuation of
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