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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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                    Every student, Shadowhunter and mundane alike, knew the name Herondale.                                              It was Jace’s last name. It was the name of heroes. 
INDEPENDENT & SELECTIVE FROM CASSANDRA CLARE’S THE DARK ARTIFICES ADORED BY DEZZIE
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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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I THINK HIS PARENTS MIGHT HAVE GONE A LITTLE OVERBOARD WITH THE NAME.    IT’S LIKE NAMING SOMEONE MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.       FROM CASSANDRA CLARE’S SHADOWHUNTER CHRONICLES: THE DARK ARTIFICES / (x)
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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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“But you do have strawberries on the menu And I have seen plates being carried to and fro. So it stands to reason that the strawberries could be placed upon a plate and brought to me. // Mark Blackthorn from Cassandra Clare’s The Dark Artifices as written by Paige (x)
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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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Kit: Girls are hot.
Kit: Guys are hot.
Kit: Why is everyone so hot?
Ty: Global warming.
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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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critical role sentence starters !!!
so… we’ll talk later.
why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it can’t be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know i’m in love with you, right?
you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
i’m killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone else’s.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
you’re on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
do you spice?
so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. it’s yours.
forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
your hair’s a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
we’re friends, right? are we friends?
i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
that’s mine! that’s mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
don’t ever fucking do that again.
you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 
you know, you’re getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me “child” one more goddamn time!
if you’re lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
i’m going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
i’m undecided about you.
never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
i’m not leaving him.
you’re a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
sound off if you’re alive.
it’s not going to work.
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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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i have muse for this jerk... xD
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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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                    Every student, Shadowhunter and mundane alike, knew the name Herondale.                                              It was Jace’s last name. It was the name of heroes. 
INDEPENDENT & SELECTIVE FROM CASSANDRA CLARE’S THE DARK ARTIFICES ADORED BY DEZZIE
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I THINK HIS PARENTS MIGHT HAVE GONE A LITTLE OVERBOARD WITH THE NAME.  IT’S LIKE NAMING SOMEONE MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
                                                                  INDEPENDENT & SELECTIVE                  FROM CASSANDRA CLARE’S SHADOWHUNTER CHRONICLES: THE DARK ARTIFICES.                                                                            ADORED BY SHAE
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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’
@watsonsought | meme
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Startled by the soft voice, Kit looks up from the floor design he had been staring at while rubbing his head and offers a sheepish smile at Ty; shrugging his shoulders slightly. “This? It’s nothing. I’m quite used to it.” ‘You’ll be able to do that, as soon as you want to.’ Jace had said, leaping from the rafters and landing with catlike grace. Kit had watched the Blackthorn family repeat the same act hundreds of times since coming to the Institute and he had decided to try it, before smacking his head on a rafter. He had dropped to the floor like a weight, rubbing his temple and curling into a ball on the training mat. He had left the training room then, hand clutched to his head as he went to the kitchen; immediately going to the fridge and grabbing the first thing he could, pressing the bag of peas to his head and sitting down heavily as he mentally cussed himself out as much as he could. And that’s how Ty found him — a bag of peas pressed to his head, hunched over in a chair. Smiling once more, Kit takes the bag of peas away from his head and shrugs once more; licking his bottom lightly in embarrassment. “It won’t be the first shiner I’ve ever gotten, I’m almost positive it won’t be the last.”
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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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iconing this scene gave me so many kit feels and i fell in love with this face claim. kudos to @watsonsought for the idea and for being perfect. for the first time since i came back to roleplaying, i completely finished iconing a folder of screencaps. i’m too stoked for this blog to take off.
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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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* hurt prompts
‘ are you bleeding? ’
‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’
‘ where does it hurt? ’ 
‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’
‘ how did you get that black eye? ’ 
‘ you should see the other guy. ’ 
‘ did i say you could get out of bed? ’
‘ that’s going to leave a bruise. ’
‘ i’ll get some ice. ’ 
‘ that’s what you get for picking fights. ’
‘ are you trying to give me a heart attack? ’
‘ what’s wrong with you? ’
‘ you can barely stand. ’
‘ did you throw the first punch? ’
‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’
‘ get in the car. you’re going to the hospital. ’
‘ at least bandage it. ’ 
‘ no, you’ll get an infection. ’ 
‘ wet floor signs are there for a reason, you know. ’
‘ you’re lucky. that icicle could’ve killed you. ’
‘ where’s your gratitude? i rescued you! ’
‘ i’m calling the nurse. ’
‘ was that stupid dare worth it? ’
‘ what happened to you? ’
‘ sit down. i’ll make some hot chocolate and fix you right up. ’
‘ are those bandages? ’
‘ you need stitches. ’
‘ look out for that tree branch. ’
‘ i’ve got you. just stay awake. can you do that for me? ’
‘ lean on me. ’
‘ you got two choices: let me carry you, or die out here. take your pick. ’
‘ shit, you’re burning up. ’  
‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’
‘ lie down. ’
‘ i’m sorry. i know it hurts. here, hold my hand. ’
‘ you’re in no condition to be walking around. ’
‘ wake up! wake up! ’
‘ i don’t feel sorry for you. ’
‘ look at your face! ’
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hisbackup-blog · 7 years ago
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