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happy 4/20. nothing in this world is funnier than walking up on a teen who has some weed and watch them try to figure out how people who don't have any weed behave and stand. Catching a teen with a bong is the greatest feat of physical comedy available to humankind. there is nothing funnier than watching them try to figure out "well if i'm here and my bong is there how do i stand so that they don't look at or notice the bong?" and the thing is that it's a lost cause. its been a lost cause since the second you bought the bong brother. its been a lost cause since you first learned about weed. its a lost cause brother. because i have eyes. teens seem to forget that people who are older than them arent stupid and have eyeballs and have also tried to act like they had nothing to hide in front of adults before and can clock it at 100 paces.

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watch out when listening to new music! it will sound like the month and year you discovered it in probably forever

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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

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Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???

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99% of alarm snoozers stop hitting snooze before reaching full restfulness. NEVER stop trying to get five to fifteen minute increments of sleep yhis next one will make you feel well rested in a way youve never been in your entire life i promise 🙏

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fabulous creature?

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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Many of you I fear

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what can we even do now? i mean this seriously, i've been donating every month, i've boosted, i've tried to share the truth, but it just doesn't stop. what can we do? this is madness it's always been madness, it's inhumane, it's demonic. how can we save them?

you keep doing it. i know it's tough because what you're doing is long-term work in a short-term emergency. but it matters regardless. now is not the time to stop anything, it's the time to do as much as you can. i shared this screenshot before, but here it is again:

from the new yorker interview with james elder UNICEF chief. key part of this sentence: there is big international pressure and israel loosens controls

there has to be big international pressure. you are part of this. israel has spent 75 years becoming as resilient as possible to big international pressure. it takes an international outcry to let in a paltry can of baby formula. but without you doing what you've been doing, there won't be the pressure even for that. and i know you feel like you've been as present as possible, but actually i have noticed many people clocking out of thinking about palestine. i used to get 30, 40, 50k notes on posts about palestine. now i get around ten times less even though arguably far less people defend what israel is doing. that's less pressure on israel, and this is easy goals. bring those people back. keep palestine the topic of conversation.

so anything you do now to increase pressure is the most important thing you'll do today. and for everyone else reading this, don't forget to donate to the sameer project.

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went to the dentist today, they told me im gonna die in 3 hours

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happy pride

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his transmasc lesbian swag was insane if im being fully honest

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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve seen in weeks. love wins 🫶

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grown men will throw fits about how they face sooo much rejection and women would never get it meanwhile me and the girls who were even just like average or a lil ugly at like 12 years old were being treated like we were subhuman by peers and adults alike

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PLEASE, I BEG YOU — DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.

This is my little boy, Qais, only two years old, wounded and in pain. He was hurt while simply playing near our tent — his childhood stolen by a war he never chose. Every day is a fight to keep him alive, to find medicine, food, and clean water in Gaza, where survival feels like a miracle. I’m pleading with you from the bottom of a mother’s breaking heart: help us. Your kindness could mean the difference between life and death for my son.

Three Causes of His Injury and the Danger for Children:

1. Unstable living conditions — Children play among rubble, broken glass, and sharp debris because there is nowhere safe for them.

2. Lack of medical care — Injuries, even small ones, become life-threatening because hospitals are overwhelmed, and medicine is scarce.

3. Constant fear and trauma — Kids like Qais live under constant stress, making them vulnerable to accidents, infections, and slow healing.

These are not just dangers; they are death sentences for Gaza’s children. What should be minor injuries can turn fatal without urgent treatment.

I am an oppressed mother in Gaza, helplessly watching my baby suffer, knowing his wound could kill him if I cannot get proper medical care. His little eye, once full of light, is now bandaged and hurting, and I fear every day that I might lose him. Please — I am begging you with every ounce of love in my heart — don’t ignore this. Share his story. Donate if you can. Even the smallest act of kindness can keep my son alive and give him the chance to smile again.

PLEASE DONATE HERE

If Qais was your only child, would you leave him to face his fate alone?

DONATE HERE PLEASE

DON'T SKIP, I BEG YOU✋🚨 you're the only hope to save a child😔😭

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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live