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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

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new pilot indeed Andor S02E01: One Year Later

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kleya marki character of the century. everybody else shut the fuck up

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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i regret nothing

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JK ROWLING IS DOING ACE DISCOURSE??????? WHAT IS A HETEROSEXUAL DOING IN ACE DISCOURSE?? GET HER OUT OF OUR HOUSE

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whats your response to people asking about the watergate scandal

At least I'm not a filthy whore like J.F.K.!

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I apologize to the goblin play community for the hurt I have caused

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Like I give a Fuck

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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

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Its kinda wild to me that we're just supposed to accept the logic behind kate and immortal's age gap. The logic is all the different kates over the years combined means she's lived a longer life, but thats not like, how time works? Am i crazy here like that doesnt make sense? Like her experience of linear time doesnt change just bc theres more of her right??

Not saying its #problematic and needs to be destroyed or smtn, just that it makes no sense to me.

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hold him close

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saw this drawing on twitter of cecil as a sphynx cat and i got inspired... hes so special to me