hlkproductions
hlkproductions
Shapeshifting Master of Dankness
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HLK/Ivy; 18+; she/they; Proud mother of four cats; Twitter @IvieiMcKivie
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hlkproductions · 51 minutes ago
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it is your duty to hyperfixate on your ocs and make it everyone else's problem
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hlkproductions · 2 hours ago
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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments
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hlkproductions · 2 hours ago
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pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering
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hlkproductions · 3 hours ago
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hlkproductions · 3 hours ago
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everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men
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hlkproductions · 3 hours ago
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I like this actor, I should watch more of his movies *opens IMDB page* he should be in better movies
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hlkproductions · 3 hours ago
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hlkproductions · 3 hours ago
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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for
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hlkproductions · 3 hours ago
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you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life
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hlkproductions · 3 hours ago
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hlkproductions · 3 hours ago
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useful reaction image for online discourses
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hlkproductions · 4 hours ago
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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
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hlkproductions · 21 hours ago
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HERE THEY COME.
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hlkproductions · 21 hours ago
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Mercury☆
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hlkproductions · 1 day ago
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my mutuals circle
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hlkproductions · 2 days ago
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hlkproductions · 2 days ago
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tactics ogre villain writing: every named boss you encounter is as much a person as yourself, no matter how despicable. they will be mourned when they die; perhaps more than you. never forget that you pave the road to your dream with the bones and broken hopes of others. final fantasy tactics villain writing: you stand before the monstrous, twisted ruin of a good man who dreamed of a better world, who longed only for the strength to bring it about. also, argath is back again. he hates poor people even more now. fire emblem: awakening villain writing: this is Villageburner the Bandit and in exactly three turns frederick will insert his entire foot into his ass
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