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neil josten, man with the butcher of baltimore for a father, somehow manages to have mommy issues dominating every crevice of his brain instead. "god my mom would KILL me if she knew my dad found out where i was" like dude

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outsider perspective of neil josten will never not be the funniest thing in the world to me like wdym this no-name, no-reputation kid was picked up by the most infamous d1 team in the league and proceeds to 1. insult one of the most famous college players on live tv, 2. claim his notoriously bad team is going to beat a team who has never lost, 3. spends christmas break with that team and comes back with red hair, blue eyes, and a face tat that’s basically the equivalent of that same famous player’s seal of approval, 4. says that the face tat is meaningless and insults the team & player to reporters, 5. gets kidnapped during a riot after a game, 6. comes back with a ton of injuries that are clearly from torture (including a burn mark where the face tat was), 7. be revealed as the son of an infamous serial killer (who’s dead now, btw), 8. play in a totally different position than normal during finals and actually succeed in both playing that position and winning the game against the undefeated team, 9. almost get murdered by the famous player on live tv for having the audacity to win like ??? honestly idk if it’s funnier to imagine all of this from a PSU fan’s perspective or from a fan of like, some team in the west who’s just watching all of this from a distance like “hahaha what the fuck is happening over there??”

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added to absent father inspo board, all credit to kayleigh day x

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Kevin & Wymack ~

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Firmly believe that once all the Neil and Andrew bets are closed out the upperclassmen start betting on kandreil. Who knows what they really get up to during "night practice".

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"It’s so easy to get lost in ourselves and this world. Sometimes you need to find your way back one tiny miracle at a time."

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Watching a game

(Sorry the lighting is kinda ass 💀)

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I love this scene SO much

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foxhole twins

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This part-

They ruined me forever

I still haven't finished the third book but I needed to draw that scene

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They make me insane actually

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full believer that the reason kevin day has such a shit name is because his actual name is caoimhín (pronounced either kee-vin or kwee-vin) but tetsuji and riko didn’t fw it so they changed it to kevin instead like how jeans name was changed from jean-yves. like you CANNOT convince me kayleigh day named her child kevin…

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emotionally constipated but so aesthetically devastating. that’s my andrew minyard.

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they are so important to me

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adult twinyards where in order to bond they have very serious very important hang out appointments, 4 times of the year (bee’s idea, one hang out for every season), where they just try things until they find a “relaxing hobby” to do together, but it escalates into them trying to piss each other off by choosing weird shit. so far they’ve tried:

- ceramics (aaron’s lack of artistic abilities made this one very stressful for him, he just wanted to make a mug for katelyn, it ended up very deformed with a badly painted flower, she loved it anyway. andrew was actually kind of good at it, but hated the texture of dry ceramic paint. he made a mug with a little queen chess piece for kevin and a plate with an orange fox paw for neil) bee’s first suggestion.

- shooting range (aaron was actually really good at it, but he hates the feeling of aggression it caused on him and barely spoke the whole time bc of it, andrew was amused for the first 40 minutes but didn’t like how noisy the whole affair was, he is more of a knife guy anyway) aaron’s first (and only) sincere suggestion

- going to the movies. andrew’s turn to pick, but it was a holiday weekend and everything else was closed. They watched captain america: the winter soldier (they both enjoyed the movie, the first words out of aaron’s mouth when it ended were: “that was kind of…..gay, right?” and andrew was like “yeah.” they had pizza after.

- cat cafe. andrew sent a pic of the cat him and neil bullied kevin into letting them adopt, so aaron thought it would be funny taking andrew to a cat cafe (they both had a good time playing with the cats and eating pastries, this is where they started to develop their joint hater slay, bc aaron made enemies during his first month of residency at the hospital and didn’t want to stress katelyn out about it so he just spends 2 hours shit talking pretty much everyone in the hospital to andrew’s delight).

- going to the Maserati building/american headquarters (?) to discuss a sponsorship deal they were offering andrew (not a real hang out, but they had sooooo much fun annoying executive and making stupid demands, andrew sign the contract only after they added a clause that whatever car andrew gets out of has to have a bunch of modifications for someone who is 5’0 foot tall, with an ashtray, but no dashboard lighter, a specific safe place for a pet carrier and other stuff like that and also aaron also gets one) not a real hang out, but aaron got a fancy car out of it so he won’t complain. (also, andrew’s publicist was there and she came out of it traumatized)

meanwhile neil, kevin and katelyn have a group chat to share whatever weird pictures they receive from their significant others during those hang outs.

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As a fandom, we moved past Jeremy throwing an entire semi-finals game because of HONOR and that without him, the entire original trilogy would have ended very differently… WAY too quickly.

Like, even Nora was like “Nah, Trojans too good. Gotta find a loophole here. Oh, an honor-bound bleeding heart of a twink that half The Perfect Court wants to bang… yes, yes. This opens ALL the doors.”

Jeremy Knox changed the entire trajectory of All for the Game, and you can fight me on it, but you would be WRONG. Those who get Jeremy Knox, get it.