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Shhhh. They're having important business talk

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If you have a job besides a hoarder, what would you have?

*Alex raised an eyebrow at the question.*

“Un altro lavoro... Hm.”

(Translation: Another job… Hm.)

*He picked up a stained glass mosaic from his hoard, holding it up proudly.*

“Non lo so. Un lavoro d’ufficio non ti dà meraviglie come questa! Tuttavia, se essere un accaparratore non era assolutamente un’opzione... essere un barista sembra fantastico. Avere qualcosa come Remy sarebbe fantastico, ahah!”

(Translate: I don’t know. An office job doesn’t give you wonders like this one! Though, if being a hoarder was absolutely not an option… being a barista sounds great. To have something like Remy would be great, haha!)

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“... Pssst, ho un uso migliore per quelli, ENA!!”

(Translation: … Pssst, I have a better use for those, ENA!!)

Oh, thank god I found you! I need you to keep these safe from the mitts of that garbage rat.

*proceeds to throw a huge five pound bag of dice in your general direction*

Please keep them safe! Or else

Will do, as long as I'm properly compensated for my work!

PAY ME YOU BROKEN MICROWAVE

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(Can’t be that hard hold on)

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GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

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Silly rat

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This took me hours to make 😔

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[OMG!!]

[tagging @coralglassesfaxing for good luck]

could you nominate @ena-offical for best?

get this post to 100 notes to nominate @ena-offical for best!!

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OOC

there should be a coral glasses offical. MAKE IT HAPPEN!1!1!1!1‼️‼️‼️

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[SALESPERSON ENA] : “That’s.. a lot of notes! But not enough to start MLMs (🏳️‍🌈) (multi-level marketing scheme)

^TYSM FOR 100 NOTES AHHHHHH^

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ena is just happy to be included

based off of this picture

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Little doodle of Human Alex (underneath a cut because he’s shirtless)

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First time drawing Ena / Froggy is this anything

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*Alex placed a hand on his chest as if in deep offence, gasping dramatically.*

“Ascolta qui, scout.

SONO IMPIEGATO!!!”

(Translation: Listen here, you scout. I’M EMPLOYED!!)

“Sono un accaparratore professionista a tempo pieno! E se devo ricordarti, NON SONO IO quello che cambia lavori secondari più velocemente dei pannolini! E quella ‘casa’ che hai? NIENT’ALTRO CHE UN VILLAGGIO TRADITO CHE I RUNAS SI SONO DIMENTICATI!!”

(Translation: I’m a professional, full-time hoarder! And if I must remind you, I AM NOT the one changing side jobs faster than diapers! And that ‘home’ you’ve got? NOTHING MORE THAN A RUNDOWN VILLAGE THAT RUNAS HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT!!)

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[MEANIE ENA] : “Aren’t you that one guy who yapped to me about his life problems instead of letting me pass a fucking bridge?! It’s why I took the taxi!”

[SALESPERSON ENA] : “I wonder why that bridge was so matterful to you anyways..”

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Has anyone thought of Linoone if Hoarder Alex were a Pokemon? No? Well I’m here to fix that!