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“At night, he’d sit on the end of Ronan’s childhood bed and meet Ronan in dreamspace-Ronan, asleep, in a dream, Adam, awake, in a trance.”

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Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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You never recover from being weird in middle school

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we cant be calling childless women MILFs just because they're in their 40s. it's unfeminist. it implies that 'motherhood' is a natural state that women age into or become adjacent to regardless of any mothering they've done. open your eyes people a 40 year old woman doesn't need to be a milf to be hot, that's just a regular hot woman. a milf has gotta have kids. it's a hill i'll die on. an i demand all of you die on it with me

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Anyway I hope studs, black femmes, black butches, black trans lesbians, and all black lesbians have a great day😘🫶🏾

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becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

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OH THATS GORE!!!!!!! THATS GORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😁😁😀😀😄😁🙌🙌🙏🙌🙌🙏🙌

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alleycat gives unsolicited advice

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Gender Troubles: The Butches (watch it for free until March 29th)

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he knocked a roast chicken off the kitchen counter so as punishment I put him in a frilly little collar but.. he just seems perfectly content with it