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The City of Chains: Kirkwall in 9:31 Dragon

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Must be nice to be a man and feel absolutely zero guilt or concern while you sit on your arse in front of the tv as your wife frantically runs herself into the ground with the never ending grind of holiday cooking/cleaning/gifting/wrapping/decorating/tidying/arranging/crafts/familial politics

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stupid fucking cyclone is keeping me trapped indoors. let me out

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ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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PLEASE do yourself a favour and check out this wikipedia-styled template for google drive, made by @ Rukidut on twitter

I decided to try to sort my ideas and whats canon regarding my ocs with this and ITS PERFECT. IT ALL FEELS SO CONRETE. and i sure as hell AM Going to continue to use this with every single OC I have until google drives is set ablaze- Just!!!!!!!!

Also; link directly to the doc, just copy the file and you have your own lil template!!!!

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Contemporary weird fiction reading list

A chart of New Weird books and other bizarre, unsettling, and uncanny literature published in the last 30 years or so. This is a follow-up to my previous chart of classic weird fiction and another selection from my list of over 200 works of weird literature.

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Skyrim Travel Times/Distances - City to Settlement

Other Travel Times

Solstheim

City to City

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Got my game fixed and enough down time (and motivation) to get part 3 of this little project out. This time we're looking at traveling between major cities and the smaller settlements.

As before, some location have 2 or more plausible routes between them. I documented only the one which was the quickest/most direct or that made the most sense. For instance, the road through Labyrinthian is marked as a main road and is a faster route if your coming from, say, Morthal or Dawnstar and headed to Whiterun, but Labyrinthian is a known hazard and I'd assume the average traveler goes around.

Maps are included to show which routes I took, and I've included estimated travel times for on-foot, horse/carriage walking, and horse/carriage trotting.

About Ivarstead - the north road out of town is narrow, rocky, curvy, mostly uphill, and not paved. That north road is difficult to locate traveling TO Ivarstead, and the main paved road north of town is tricky to locate coming FROM Ivarstead.

NOTES: 1. These routes only follow main roads. 2. Times are rounded to the nearest quarter hour. 3. These times do not account for factors such as resting, party size/fitness, bad weather, road conditions, uphill travel, warzones, bandits, or other hazards that impede travel. 4. The road between Whiterun and Windhelm splits and then reconnects - the times/distances are very similar and therefore share a measurement. 5. There are two routes from Solitude to Helgen - one through Whiterun, and one through Falkreath. I included both because they both make sense (major stops along the way) and the times are close but not too close.

WHITERUN to . . .

Whiterun to Rorikstead Miles: 30 On Foot: 11hrs 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 7hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr 45min

Whiterun to Ivarstead Miles: 80.22 On Foot: 1d 7hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 20hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 9hr 30min

Whiterun to Karthwasten Miles: 51.24 On Foot: 19hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 12hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 6hr

Whiterun to Dragon Bridge Miles: 51.48 On Foot: 19hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 12hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 6hr 30min

Whiterun to Helgen Miles: 25.32 On Foot: 9hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 6hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr

Whiterun to Kynesgrove Miles: 41.82 On Foot: 16hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 10hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 5hr 15min

Whiterun to Shor's Stone (white) Miles: 63.14 On Foot: 1d 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 15hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 7hr 30min

Whiterun to Riverwood Miles: 13.43 On Foot: 5hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 3hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 1hr 34min

SOLITUDE to . . .

Solitude to Rorikstead Miles: 27.92 On Foot: 10hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 7hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr 30min

Solitude to Ivarstead Miles: 139.12 On Foot: 2d 5hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 1d 10hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 16hr 15min

Solitude to Karthwasten Miles: 36.16 On Foot: 14hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 9hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 4hr 30min

Solitude to Dragon Bridge Miles: 10.2 On Foot: 4hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 2hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 1hr 15min

Solitude to Helgen (through Whiterun) Miles: 84.22 On Foot: 1d 8hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 21hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 10hr

Solitude to Helgen (through Falkreath) Miles: 109.55 On Foot: 1d 18hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 1d 3hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 13hr

Solitude to Kynesgrove Miles: 89.29 On Foot: 1d 10hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 22hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 10hr 30min

Solitude to Shor's Stone (white) Miles: 111.08 On Foot: 1d 18hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 1d 3hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 13hr

Solitude to Riverwood Miles: 73.38 On Foot: 1d 4hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 18hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 8hr 30min

MARKARTH to . . .

Markarth to Rorikstead Miles: 31.92 On Foot: 12hr 19min Horse/Carriage Walking: 8hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr 45min

Markarth to Ivarstead Miles: 129.34 On Foot: 2d 2hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 1d 8hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 15hr 15min

Markarth to Karthwasten Miles: 15.19 On Foot: 5hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 3hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 2hr

Markarth to Dragon Bridge Miles: 39.34 On Foot: 15hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 9hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 2hr

Markarth to Helgen Miles: 24.26 On Foot: 9hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 6hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 2hr 45min

Markarth to Kynesgrove Miles: 94 On Foot: 1d 12hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 23hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 11hr

Markarth to Shor's Stone (white) Miles: 111.08 On Foot: 1d 18hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 1d 3hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 13hr

Markarth to Riverwood Miles: 25.44 On Foot: 9hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 6hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr

MORTHAL to . . .

Morthal to Rorikstead Miles: 27.09 On Foot: 10hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 6hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr 30min

Morthal to Ivarstead Miles: 143.12 On Foot: 2d 7hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 1d 11hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr 30min

Morthal to Karthwasten Miles: 43 On Foot: 16hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 10hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 5hr

Morthal to Dragon Bridge Miles: 15.43 On Foot: 6hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 3hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 2hr

Morthal to Helgen Miles: 89.29 On Foot: 1d 10hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 22hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 10hr 30min

Morthal to Kynesgrove Miles: 61.96 On Foot: 1 day Horse/Carriage Walking: 15hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 7hr 15min

Morthal to Shor's Stone (white) Miles: 85.52 On Foot: 1d 9hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 21hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 10hr

Morthal to Riverwood Miles: 77.74 On Foot: 1d 6hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 19hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 9hr 15min

DAWNSTAR to . . .

Dawnstar to Rorikstead Miles: 48.65 On Foot: 18hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 11hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 5hr 45min

Dawnstar to Ivarstead Miles: 119.33 On Foot: 1d 22hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 1d 5hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 14hr

Dawnstar to Karthwasten Miles: 62.19 On Foot: 1 day Horse/Carriage Walking: 15hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 7hr 15min

Dawnstar to Dragon Bridge Miles: 37.1 On Foot: 14hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 9hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 4hr 21min

Dawnstar to Helgen Miles: 65.73 On Foot: 1d 1hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 16hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 7hr 45min

Dawnstar to Kynesgrove Miles: 39.11 On Foot: 15hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 9hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 5hr

Dawnstar to Shor's Stone (white) Miles: 64.67 On Foot: 1d 1hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 16hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 8hr

Dawnstar to Riverwood Miles: 54.89 On Foot: 21hr 11min Horse/Carriage Walking: 13hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 6hr 30min

WINTERHOLD to . . .

Winterhold to Rorikstead Miles: 82.22 On Foot: 1d 7hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 20hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 9hr

Winterhold to Ivarstead Miles: 47.47 On Foot: 18hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 11hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 5hr 30min

Winterhold to Karthwasten Miles: 107.55 On Foot: 1d 17hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 1d 2hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 12hr 45min

Winterhold to Dragon Bridge Miles: 70.68 On Foot: 1d 3hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 17hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 8hr 15min

Winterhold to Helgen Miles: 73.15 On Foot: 1d 4hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 18hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 8hr 30min

Winterhold to Kynesgrove Miles: 35.69 On Foot: 13hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 8hr 55min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 4hr 15min

Winterhold to Shor's Stone (white) Miles: 59.6 On Foot: 23hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 15hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 7hr

Winterhold to Riverwood Miles: 63.14 On Foot: 1d 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 15hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 7hr 30min

WINDHELM to . . .

Windhelm to Rorikstead Miles: 76.57 On Foot: 1d 5hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 19hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 9hr

Windhelm to Ivarstead Miles: 17.67 On Foot: 6hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 4hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 2hr

Windhelm to Karthwasten Miles: 93.49 On Foot: 1d 12hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 23hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 11hr

Windhelm to Dragon Bridge Miles: 75.98 On Foot: 1d 5hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 19hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 9hr

Windhelm to Helgen Miles: 67.49 On Foot: 1d 2hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 16hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 8hr

Windhelm to Kynesgrove Miles: 5.89 On Foot: 2hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 1hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 45min

Windhelm to Shor's Stone (white) Miles: 29.8 On Foot: 11hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 7hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr 30min

Windhelm to Riverwood Miles: 56.66 On Foot: 21hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 14hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 6hr 45min

RIFTEN to . . .

Riften to Rorikstead Miles: 86.7 On Foot: 1d 9hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 21hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 10hr 15min

Riften to Ivarstead Miles: 26.97 On Foot: 10hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 6hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr 30min

Riften to Karthwasten Miles: 119.09 On Foot: 1d 22hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 1d 5hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 14hr

Riften to Dragon Bridge Miles: 122.27 On Foot: 1d 23hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 1d 6hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 14hr 15min

Riften to Helgen Miles: 39.93 On Foot: 15hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 10hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 5hr

Riften to Kynesgrove Miles: 37.22 On Foot: 14hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 9hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 4hr 45min

Riften to Shor's Stone (white) Miles: 9.22 On Foot: 3hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 2hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 6hr 30min

Riften to Riverwood Miles: 54.54 On Foot: 21hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 13hr 30min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 6hr 30min

FALKREATH to . . .

Falkreath to Rorikstead Miles: 31.57 On Foot: 12hr 15min Horse/Carriage Walking: 8hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr 45min

Falkreath to Ivarstead Miles: 28.03 On Foot: 10hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 7hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 3hr 30min

Falkreath to Karthwasten Miles: 48.29 On Foot: 10hr 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 12hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 5hr 45min

Falkreath to Dragon Bridge Miles: 72.56 On Foot: 1d 4hr Horse/Carriage Walking: 18hr 15min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 8hr 30min

Falkreath to Helgen Miles: 12.01 On Foot: 4hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 3hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 1hr 30min

Falkreath to Kynesgrove Miles: 34.75 On Foot: 13hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 8hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 4hr

Falkreath to Shor's Stone (white) Miles: 64.31 On Foot: 1d 45min Horse/Carriage Walking: 16hr Horse/Carriage Trotting: 7hr 30min

Falkreath to Riverwood Miles: 11.54 On Foot: 4hr 30min Horse/Carriage Walking: 2hr 45min Horse/Carriage Trotting: 1hr 15min

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at a typical visit to a sit down restaurant where the service is just normal, not terrible but not noteworthy

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There is a way of washing your body where you stand use just a damp wash cloth to clean yourself, and you don’t stand under water or in a bath. Do you call this a:

- top and tail

- pta/ pits tits ass

- dry bath

- other (put in tags pls)

- never heard of this

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normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.