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You know, Chris Brown, instead of singing the whole “Yo” song you could just post a missed connection on Craigslist. Just sayin’.

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Sung Hwa Kim (Korean, 1985) - Shed your body, reveal itself. It's with and within us. (2022)

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Tumblr is a wonderful place to meet new buddies and aquaintences

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You take 4 points of rat damage.

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buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

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tumblr actually dying as a platform really just makes me wanna use it more….like yeah no ones gonna read this that is so fuckin sexy

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you: chill and healthy lifestyle

me: tormented by visions

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Ivana Bašić at Marlborough

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The Lord said, “If I find fifty righteous startups in Silicon Valley, I will spare the whole place for their sake.” Then Abraham spoke up again: “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, what if the number of the righteous is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the whole city for lack of five startups?” // “If I find forty-five there,” God said, “I will not destroy it.”

… The two venture capitalists arrived at Palo Alto in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. … They did go with him and entered his $0.9m one-bedroom home. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without gluten, and they ate. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of Silicon Valley—both young and old—surrounded the house. They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can pitch our startups to them.”

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JUST DISCOVERED MY #LAUGH RULE TAG. UNTAPPED INFINITE LAUGH SUPPLY IN THE TUMBLR

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spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

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Who should I follow. I'll be mad if you don't tell me

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“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

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Hog Calling

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Ive fucking returned