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reverse starter call, like this if you give be permission to go through your starters and reply to some of them
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Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.
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reverse starter call, like this if you give be permission to go through your starters and reply to some of them
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“Mind leaving me the hell alone? I’m trying to work on this blasted potions homework and you’re disturbing me.”
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“what are you doing in the girl’s dormitory so early in the morning?!”
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Prisoner of Azkaban Deleted Scene
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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
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“S-something to do with making a potion? M-Maybe one of those good luck potions or something?
@hogwartsthroughthegenerations requested an owl (x)
“Weasley do you have absolutely any idea what it is we’re doing. All I heard was blah blah blah.”
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Send a '♔' for a blog rate on your...
URL: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Theme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Content: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Characterization: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Do we rp?: Yes | No Would I rp with you?: Yes | No Why I followed: Why you should follow them: Tips to Improve (from the theme to posts): Final Thoughts:
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“You’re not causing trouble again, are you?”
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“I get that you might be jealous. But that’s no way to go. I can teach you how to be a better you. But only if you ask.”
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“Why do I have to do it? Doesn’t it make more sense for you to do it?”
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lcvelymemes:
» send me ↕ + your muse’s height
I will compare your muse’s height to mine using this website.
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Send me “I wanna be yours” for my muse’s reaction!
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anonymously tell me what you think of my character portrayal. i can't respond; i can only publish.
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there’s a difference between the ‘enemies-to-lovers’ trope and shipping someone with their abuser
#!!!!!!#like two people can be all like ' i hate you' and then end up saying ' i love you'#but it's different than when someone actually constantly treats another person like shit and then you're like ' i ship them thooo#bc despite everything the other loves them'
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“I think you’re thinking of mosquitoes, dear.”

“Bees are very dangerous and terrifying. They carry diseases.”
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