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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."
Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!
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i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold
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adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm
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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
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The bomb managing to blow Leon's fucked up Jeep directly in front of the fucked up RPD as some sort of divine punishment for Leon specifically is fucking hilarious oh my god.


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um so in dead by daylight there’s the meat hook mechanic right. well in my dream last night there was an update that let you do this

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hey we noticed you from across arkham asylum and really dig your vibe
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Agent Kennedy was given a robo-assistant for sobering up.



However, Leon is too stubborn (Chris would have handled him better)

The flask is an integral part of Leon's body.
But we need to work
Human safety is above all else in the life of a robot

For this, he even replaced a coin with a knife.

Although his assistant has his own peculiarities, Leon accepts him like that. Because he's already run into Ashley in his life.

In addition, this tin turned out to be a good aid for the thoughts of a middle-aged man.

It was probably the easiest mission. Connor coped with all the tasks without a twinge of conscience

But the freebie is over

Although Connor did not become a human being, he became the most "expensive" technique for the agent.
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I think that, when you are on hold, the hold music should not stop to tell you that you are on hold. The hold music should only stop when someone actually picks up your call. Vote me for president
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