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what if i just hit you with a bunch of cropped wips that never saw the light of day

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told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

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if your boyfriend gets fatally stabbed you can always make the situation worse by coming out as a sorcerer to him

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Theatrical little fucker

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yall new supernatural fans will never live the high that was seeing spn trending over the election…

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Only those who are over 65 years of age or have a "high-risk health condition" (on the list below the cut) will be permitted to receive the 2025 COVID vaccine.

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there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!

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.❤️

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thinking j,effery dean morgan is kind of ugly has saved me so much turmoil

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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oh cool im sure that makes for really good performances

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I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

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AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

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Great Idea: Reblog a post

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sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

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i went to a drag show and one of the acts was Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

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Literally the most important words ever spoken