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tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me

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me watching classics: that was all right I guess

me watching movies from any Worst Movies Ever Made list: first of all, five stars are not enough to express--

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Listen just fucking listen to me, hearing Take on me by a-ha is such a fucking trip I swear to god I have an out of body experience every time that song comes on. When the beat kicks on and you hear that “tr-r-r-ring~!” you can see it in my eyes that I know I am fucked for the next 3 minutes and 47 seconds. My limbs start grooving one by one under a control that is not mine. The synth starts playing and I’m done, I’m gone, I am the whitest person on the dancefloor, I am Regan from the exorcist, I am squidward from those gifsets, I am every person in a harlem shake video. My body moves on it’s own accord producing a disgusting and liminal performance that is an insult to God Himself. This is my fate and I embrace it. Finally, the beat dissolves and I am free. I collapse to the floor and revel in an afterglow that transcends anything I can comprehend while the synth slowly fades out.

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in this house we don’t depression nap we depression watch the same handful of tv shows on repeat until you can feel ur soul leave your body

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Me: *successfully avoids social event* nice

Me: *is really lonely* shit

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10 pm: toto - africa 3 am: soft cell - tainted love

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*goes to a party/social function and consistently has a terrible time*

me: wow that was….not fun? guess im an introvert lol

*spends weekend with little interaction; struggling to not be overcome with anxiety and grief*

me: interesting that sucked…..as well.

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the mountain goats sad man: *twang* im very unhappy and nothing is going well! *twang twang* im gonna drive down to the ocean and cry!! me: nobody understands me like you…

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you: braid my hair and call me pretty 

me:

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optimistic liberal reformist college freshman luke who believes the jedi order can be rebuilt once again if we all follow the light side this time

vs

radicalized anarcho-marxist retired professor luke who knows that reform won’t solve the problem that jedi ideology is fundamentally broken and will continue to repeat a cycle of boom and bust

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why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

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I don’t see enough positivity for girls who BRAWL

in parking lots

in the middle of a corn field

at funerals

in the soup aisle of walmart at 3 am

during thanksgiving dinner when their uncle is watching football instead of setting the goddamn table like he was asked to

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leg lifts

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eating really nasty food at someones house

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me n my plant gf

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

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the scooby doo animated film renaissance (around 1998 to 2001) in which zombie island, alien invaders, witches ghost, and cyber chase came out was literally an iconic era in animation history… the disney renaissance whom??