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𝘔𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 🌸

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adult toy store employees when they go around to make sure all the products work: vibe check

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Lmao all my previous ex’s

nerd men are the worst breed of men because theyre just as shitty as other kinds of men except they think theyre oppressed for knowig sonic the hedgehog facts

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on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says “i’m all yours!” 

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when bae sends you a dirty text in public

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people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. 

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I spent my entire school career afraid of being wrong because I was taught that to make a mistake was embarrassing. Now I’ve discovered that making a mistake just means you are one step closer to the right answer, and everyday I have to work to shake the mindset that a single wrong answer equals failure.

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joaquin phoenix || joker (2019)

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Since everyone is reposting it, might as well just post it myself here. This was a commission, believe it or not, someone paid me to draw this.

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You think you can defeat me, the final boss?

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